When I drive things just fall off.....
So 2 weeks ago I pull of the stainless tips on the exhuast to polish them. Now mind you that when the come off they are crappy looking and barly held on. 2 screws per tip just resting against the exhaust pipe. So you know how it is. Oh man good thing I'm doing this. This should have fallen off long ago and so on and so forth....
So my brother polished them up and they look brand new!!! I mean BLING BLING!!!! Then I drill 4 holes per tip in the pipe tighten them down and say "Now that is job well done!!!".....
What a bunch of bunk!!! 2 weeks later (today) I'm driving to work and hear a "BING" I look around the cab, then I look in the rear view miror (good thing I have one) and I see the tip 50 feet in the air hurdeling 50mph in the opposite direction!!!! Then the woman be hind me swerves and so does everyone eles. I watch in horror as the tip bangs and rolls to it resting place in the ditch.
All I can think is who was the SOB that had to mess with somthing that wasn't broken
Then I remember I was me
So then I dirve back spend 20 minutes it the ditch lookin for the the GD tip with no luck.
So I guss the moral of the story is..... Well I guess there is no moral but I just thought you would like to know.
Thank you all for you continued support in these tough times(best political voice)
Heavy(tip less)_56
Last edited by heavy_56; Aug 1, 2003 at 05:25 PM.
Back in the spring I finally got Grover running again, and I took him on a "shakedown cruise" just as it was getting dark. About two miles from the house I hear a "BING!!!" and I see red sparks shoot out of the front of my truck near the right fender. This pretty much made the hair stand up on my head, so I pulled into a handy pasture (Lucky the gate was open!), grabbed my flashlight and started looking. I didn't find anything amiss, so I just stood and listened to the old Y-block ticking over for a couple of minutes. It sounded good and no puddles of vital fluid were pooling on the ground, so I got back in the truck and headed off to my destination, listening for any more wierd noises and utterly confused.
The next day I popped the hood again, and that is when I discovered I'd forgotten to tighten the valve cover nuts on the right side of the engine.
One of those nuts was gone. The only thing I could figure is that worked loose, nut bounced off the fan, and exited the engine compartment at a high speed through one of the rust holes in the leading edge of the hood.:-staun Worse thing was, it was an acorn nut, and my "donor" engine had the more mundane "regular" nuts, so I had to make do with that.
Tonight, I finally finsihed putting the new rear end in, and new leaf springs in after my 2 originals became 4! I took off to try out my new 2.75 rear end and came to the corner....NO B-R-A-K-E-S!!! So I started pumping like mad w/my right foot, yankin' the E-brake w/my left hand and shiftin' to neutral w/my right! Why does it always feel like, when you don't have brakes, you're speeding up when you're trying to stop????
In my rush to try out the new rear, I was a moron and forgot to reconnect the L/R brake line! DOH!!!
So I get to spend tomorrow morning bleeding brakes! Hey Keahi! Can ya help!?
- Shane
And you Snap-on screw driver. But really I sucks when your s**t err stuff falls off. Kurt y-blocks rule!
Last edited by Kurt G.; Aug 2, 2003 at 12:10 AM.
I've had the failing brakes feeling before, the most dramatic was when a wheel cylinder blew out when some (unprintable) moron I was trying to pass on the interstate switched lanes in front of me. You can only imagine what it feels like to have the brake pedal hit the floor when the speedo reads 70 mph.
Of course, I wasn't driving Grover when that happened. I don't think my truck will go that fast.
WHOA!
My big fear was, the parents around here let their kids treat the streets like a giant playground. I knew one was going to pop out in front of me. Luckily, no one was out!
- Shane
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Most recent trip of 1000 miles had my sons getting a pool together to guess how far I'd get before I had to call home. I won - nothing fell off that trip. It's getting more dependable the longer I drive it, right?
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Rust in Inconspicuous Places will get you every time. Had to drive home 20 more miles that way.
GOOD GOD!!!!
So 2 weeks ago I pull of the stainless tips on the exhuast to polish them. Now mind you that when the come off they are crappy looking and barly held on. 2 screws per tip just resting against the exhaust pipe. So you know how it is. Oh man good thing I'm doing this. This should have fallen off long ago and so on and so forth....
So my brother polished them up and they look brand new!!! I mean BLING BLING!!!! Then I drill 4 holes per tip in the pipe tighten them down and say "Now that is job well done!!!".....
What a bunch of bunk!!! 2 weeks later (today) I'm driving to work and hear a "BING" I look around the cab, then I look in the rear view miror (good thing I have one) and I see the tip 50 feet in the air hurdeling 50mph in the opposite direction!!!! Then the woman be hind me swerves and so does everyone eles. I watch in horror as the tip bangs and rolls to it resting place in the ditch.
All I can think is who was the SOB that had to mess with somthing that wasn't broken
Then I remember I was me
So then I dirve back spend 20 minutes it the ditch lookin for the the GD tip with no luck.
So I guss the moral of the story is..... Well I guess there is no moral but I just thought you would like to know.
Thank you all for you continued support in these tough times(best political voice)
Heavy(tip less)_56
Had it one time when I was commuting home from college, bout a 4 hour drive. Well I get to about the half way point and suddenly it sounds like WW III is starting under my hood. I quickly pull into the first parking lot I see (luckily I was just passing a big grocery store) and kill the engine and pop the hood. What had happened is the long bolt that holds my alternator on (the pivot bolt on a 351M) had come loose and worked its way forward into my cooling fan, chewing off the corner on every single one of the blades. A quick run to the back of my truck to get the tools and 10 minutes later I was back on the road, with a REALLY torqued bolt.
I've also had a problem with rusted out rear corners of bed floors. Had it one time my toolbox tipped over, spilling out most of my sockets. By the time I realized this, I could only find about 2/3rds of my 1/2in deep sockets. At least they were my cheap set, but still I wouldn't have wanted to be the guy behind me what those things hit the pavement...they were the heavy impact wrench type... and you thought a stone chip was bad.
But I think the all time best that I have seen, and luckily it wasn't me, but I was driving along, and saw an oil filter sitting in the middle of the road... all I could think was "OOPS!!"









