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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 09:35 AM
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Post up your most heinous Excursion finds

Basically it seems like every few days there is a new thread of some guy with an insane desire to ruin a beautiful X. Instead of making new post I thought I would make this Stewart, if you do not approve then just delete and PM me, if it's fine let the flaming begin!!!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ford-Other-black-Limo-truck-f650-front-end-and-a-excursion-back-/191278497073?forcerrptr=true&hash=item2c89163d31&item=191278497073&pt=US_Cars_Trucks

"This a limo truck. It has a f650 front end with a excursion back end. It looks like a dally in back but it's not. We bought it for traveling around to hockey tournaments. We love this truck and had a lot of great times with it. It has a diesel motor in it. It has 4 wheel drive which works great in the winter. We only had to use it a few times but it was nice to have when we needed it. It has a dividing window that goes up and down for privacy between the front and the back. I loved this for long trips. A tv screen is on the back side so the kids can watch movies when its up. Theres also a bunch of small tvs screens on the side which make it cool and exciting for the kids. This has a killer sound system in back. My wife and I liked watching movies back there. The kids love it. They didnt want me to sell it but we have 10 vehicles in the driveway and we can only drive 2 so I decided to liquidate. The paint job on the truck is not the greatest. It worked fine for me. I was going to have it repainted when i bought it but it ended up not bothering me so i kept it the way it is. You can fit a lot of kids in the back. I dont remember how many seat belts there are in the back but Ive had a bunch of kids ride back there. The ceilings are pretty low so theres not a lot of room for a bunch of adults. I took my wife on a date with friends once and 4 adults fit comfortable in the back. You can call my work if you have any questions."










































 
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 10:12 AM
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lol. That's exactly what I need for my family vacations!
 
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 10:15 AM
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lol. That's exactly what I need for my family vacations!
You sure you just don't want that boss 12v fan? That right there will set off any vehicle


I just noticed that they have a gas grill just laying on it's back in one of the pictures, looks really trashy lol.
 
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 10:45 AM
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I just noticed that they have a gas grill just laying on it's back in one of the pictures
I'm sure it was blown over by the exhaust from that dizzle.
 
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 10:54 AM
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 10:56 AM
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What, no runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnning boards??
 
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 11:24 AM
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What, no runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnning boards??
There's a little coachman that comes out and places the mini step ladder to get in.
 
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 12:25 PM
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 01:52 PM
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 01:57 PM
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Of course there is this actually kind of nice one. Take parts of it and put them on other trucks and you might have something I want the mirrors

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ford-Excursion-limited-Excursion-with-2015-front-end-and-30s-/301258554164?forcerrptr=true&hash=item462468bb34&item=301258554164&pt=US_Cars_Trucks

































 
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by carbon coupe
What, no runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnning boards??
Might be a wicked echo in the back. Wonder if they have those old bank tubes to send messages to the driver? -shhhhhwhunk!!-
 
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 02:45 PM
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Might be a wicket echo in the back. Wonder if they have those old bank tubes to send messages to the driver? -shhhhhwhunk!!-
 
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 03:15 PM
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"This a limo truck. It has a f650 front end with a excursion back end. It looks like a dally in back but it's not. We bought it for traveling around to hockey tournaments. We love this truck and had a lot of great times with it. It has a diesel motor in it. It has 4 wheel drive which works great in the winter. We only had to use it a few times but it was nice to have when we needed it. It has a dividing window that goes up and down for privacy between the front and the back. I loved this for long trips. A tv screen is on the back side so the kids can watch movies when its up. Theres also a bunch of small tvs screens on the side which make it cool and exciting for the kids. This has a killer sound system in back. My wife and I liked watching movies back there. The kids love it. They didnt want me to sell it but we have 10 vehicles in the driveway and we can only drive 2 so I decided to liquidate. The paint job on the truck is not the greatest. It worked fine for me. I was going to have it repainted when i bought it but it ended up not bothering me so i kept it the way it is. You can fit a lot of kids in the back. I dont remember how many seat belts there are in the back but Ive had a bunch of kids ride back there. The ceilings are pretty low so theres not a lot of room for a bunch of adults. I took my wife on a date with friends once and 4 adults fit comfortable in the back. You can call my work if you have any questions."












































Where's the hookers and blow?
 
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 07:18 PM
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Honestly the most heinous Excursion thing I have found was a 10mm socket in the intake port of my engine! Enough to nearly cause a heart attack, especially since it was NOT mine and had been in there long enough to destroy the chrome plating on the socket. That and the F650 excursion debacle!
 
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Old Aug 13, 2014 | 07:19 PM
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Where's the hookers and blow?
That's more of a Mt. Shasta, California kind of deal.
 
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