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Old Nov 14, 2014 | 12:50 AM
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I've read they prefer the term, Lady of the Night. Besides, which, if you could fit a wench inside of that small space, she mus be armless and legless, and we can't talk about that because this is a family site. Stewart
You, sir, have obviously forgotten how I roll. With zero f***** given. So about this armless and leg less entity... If they have no way of.... **poking the bear**
 
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Old Nov 14, 2014 | 12:55 AM
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You quoted as I was editing to remove the armless portion of my post. But still, we shall not talk of legless wenches else we run afoul of FTE Guidelines. Heh heh heh.....

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Old Nov 14, 2014 | 01:03 AM
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Hey, I'm armless and legless! I take offense to this and demand that I be compensated with a 4X4 conversion immediately
 
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Old Nov 14, 2014 | 01:37 AM
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Hey, I'm armless and legless! I take offense to this and demand that I be compensated with a 4X4 conversion immediately
Which begs the question: How did you type that post?

I swear to all that's sacred you BETTER say speak to text program!

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Old Nov 14, 2014 | 05:28 AM
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Which begs the question: How did you type that post?

I swear to all that's sacred you BETTER say speak to text program!

Stewart
He uses(d) his nose.
 
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Old Nov 14, 2014 | 06:49 PM
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Isn't that why you have a wench, to do what it is told. Sorry I meant he had his secretary type out everything that he says, right Apoc?
 
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Old Nov 14, 2014 | 07:05 PM
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Isn't that why you have a wench, to do what it is told. Sorry I meant he had his secretary type out everything that he says, right Apoc?


IT TYPES THE WORDS ON THE FORUM!!!
 
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Old Nov 14, 2014 | 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Stewart_H

Besides, if you could fit a wench inside of that small space, she must be legless, and we can't talk about that because this is a family site.

Stewart


Oh Gawd Stewart, beer thru the nose then on the montior!!!


Originally Posted by Stewart_H

I swear to all that's sacred you BETTER say speak to text program!

Stewart

And then dribbles...on.... the... keyboard...


Truly, this is a heinous thread.


Originally Posted by Apocalypse


IT TYPES THE WORDS ON THE FORUM!!!

You're no help either Apoc.
 
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Old Nov 14, 2014 | 11:22 PM
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that guy with the f650 frontend has a nice looking house in minnesota.
 
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Old Nov 15, 2014 | 12:11 AM
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that guy with the f650 frontend has a nice looking house in minnesota.
I know! You would think with that much money he could buy some taste but I guess some things just aren't for sale
 
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Old Nov 15, 2014 | 12:23 AM
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I know! You would think with that much money he could buy some taste but I guess some things just aren't for sale

so true, looks like his wifes got a nice rack tho. probably purchased not natural.
 
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Old Nov 15, 2014 | 12:53 AM
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so true, looks like his wifes got a nice rack tho. probably purchased not natural.
Some things are for sale lol. I would trade him for it and part it out and use the money to buy a nice 6.0, but I would rather have my X than that thing
 
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2000 FORD EXCURSION LTD LIFTED
 
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That used to be a real nice looking EX.............
 
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The grille guard is really useful... for low hanging bridges perhaps.
 
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