and not getting a crew cab...

 

that too Dennis and before i forget a 8 foot bed also

 

Yes, I don't care how much it takes me to turn or park. Crew cab long bed ftw

 

yes 8 foot bed!

 

Lost mine to the Repo Man... I miss my truck... I'm happy to be in another SD but, it's no where near the coolness factor my 08 was.

 

Leaving my truck in the driveway, wife backed into it the next morning. Eh, I needed a new rear bumper anyways.
That makes 2 of my trucks she has backed into in the driveway if anyone is counting.....

 

Letting the local dealer work on it.

 

nice!

my cousin backed into my Fusion four days ago... no fun

 

I don't know about you guys but i love my 5.4l extended cab short bed... which is why I'm looking into a cummins swap and looking for a 92-97 crew cab to drive people around in lol

 

taking a 20' truck into a 19' auto wash...the body shop guy just chuckled as he wrote the quote.

 

Hooking up the trailer by the braille method.

OK, another foot in reverse....the tongue should be about close enough to....BONG!!!

Oh, there it is.

 

Took my prior vehicle (tahoe) into the auto carwash at the gas station, parked slighly off center. Machine hit my driver's mirror on by on first pass. lowered window to try flip it back. Got a face full of soap, gave up, closed window...

Machine ripped mirror off on it's next pass.

NEVER taking my ex through a machine, the sd platform seems way too big.

Know i know how to install the '08+ tow mirrors on the excursion.

 

What??? A bent/dented/crumpled rear license plate isn't standard equipment on these trucks????

-blaine

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

 

I sometimes wish I got a long bed. But those times are few and far between. Most of the time I love my short bed.

How big an object does it need to be for you wife to notice it as she's backing up?? Does she just get in, facing forward, put it reverse, squeeze her eyes shut, and mash the gas to the floor?