It's Sunday......Time for some new proverbs
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It's Sunday......Time for some new proverbs
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If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile way - and barefoot.
Going to church doesn't make you a holy person any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile way - and barefoot.
Going to church doesn't make you a holy person any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
[font color=red]Dennis
FTE Assistant Administrator
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It's Sunday......Time for some new proverbs
>I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles
>out of my face.
Uh.......Dennis......Are you trying to tell us something?
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From: Conyers
It's Sunday......Time for some new proverbs
>
>>I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles
>>out of my face.
>
>Uh.......Dennis......Are you trying to tell us
>something?
>
>
>Wiz
>
*snickers* yeah dennis...
>>I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles
>>out of my face.
>
>Uh.......Dennis......Are you trying to tell us
>something?
>
>
>Wiz
>
*snickers* yeah dennis...
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It's Sunday......Time for some new proverbs
If at first you don't succeed, apply for a grant.
There's a sucker born every minute. To be a true LEACH requires talent...
Blame it on Mommy and Daddy, they do!
"Almost" only counts in Horse Shoes, Hand Grenades, Advertising, and Journalism...
Give until it hurts, and you will be penniless AND in therapy.
Do unto others if and only if all applicable disclaimers have been signed and witnessed in triplicate.
Silence is beautiful. It gives Congresspersons something other than wind and bank accounts to break...
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It's Sunday......Time for some new proverbs
GEEZ Guys! 
WHERE do you all find this GREAT material?????
I laugh, read it again, laugh more,...then wonder tomorrow, WHY my ribs hurt so much.
Are you all SNL writers on the side?
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WHERE do you all find this GREAT material?????
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Are you all SNL writers on the side?
Jane, aka JB
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