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Old Mar 4, 2013 | 11:19 AM
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Dear *****

Dear Walmart, I hate your motion sensor water spigots in the bathroom which never fail to put out water only when my hands AREN'T UNDER THE SPOUT.

Anyone else have a gripe to voice? I think it would make for an entertaining thread, and I do not recall reading one here before.
 
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Old Mar 4, 2013 | 11:42 AM
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Moved to the comedy section.

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Old Mar 4, 2013 | 11:55 AM
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Dear Ex-Wife,

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!

Tks
That is all!!
 
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Old Mar 4, 2013 | 12:44 PM
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Sorry Ben, this one is way too far off topic. It gets moved over to GNAC.

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Old Mar 4, 2013 | 01:29 PM
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Dang. I didn't put it here because I never come down here. Oh well.
 
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Old Mar 4, 2013 | 01:52 PM
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Dear failmart, I hate everything you do, but those auto sinks are in the top 3!
 
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Old Mar 4, 2013 | 02:00 PM
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Dear Penthouse,

...Oh wait, wrong forum.
 
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Old Mar 4, 2013 | 05:30 PM
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People can choose to be anything they want to be on the internet. Why do they usually choose to be stupid?

Why does this same person spend an hour dissin' and bustin' on you, then flip out when you return the favor?
 
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Old Mar 4, 2013 | 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by thomabb
Dear Penthouse,

...Oh wait, wrong forum.

Oh my. . . . .














 
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Old Mar 4, 2013 | 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Immortal_Ben
Dang. I didn't put it here because I never come down here. Oh well.
I understand.

We're pretty lenient when it comes to off topic threads in the tech forums, but when they are so far off topic they can't even be remotely related to Excursion tech (or whatever forum something like this might be posted in), it's gonna get moved.

Sorry buddy.

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Old Mar 4, 2013 | 07:59 PM
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I wouldn't waste the stamp or the bandwidth to send a message to Mal-Wart.

Dear City of Blackfoot, Idaho - Thanks for selling off all your snow-removal equipment all those years ago so that we'd be the only damn town in the valley with absolutely no way to clear the snow and ice off the streets...
 
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Old Mar 4, 2013 | 08:07 PM
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Good one Terry, now that's a legit complaint, lol
 
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 04:35 AM
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dear home depot: why do you put the entry door at one end of the store,and the exit 1/3 mile away at the other end of the store?

there is a reason people go to lowes and not home depot. they do not have to walk 1/2 mile to get in and out of the store. lowes puts the entry and exit doors next to each other.
 
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 05:42 AM
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Dear Hampton Roads, Virginia politicians and law makers,

Back n the 60's when you were a fast growing area and becoming a strong government military entity, thank for NOT building in the infrastructure to handle future development and growth that even an eight year old could have foreseen.

Thank you for building one of the largest sea ports in the world and being home to the worlds largest military bases and not having a freeway system to handle it all.
 
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by dustybumpers
People can choose to be anything they want to be on the internet. Why do they usually choose to be stupid?

Why does this same person spend an hour dissin' and bustin' on you, then flip out when you return the favor?
Because he is immortal.
 
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