Snappy Answer #1
> > A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
> > tickets.. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket,
> > and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat
> > she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
> >
> > Snappy Answer #2
> > A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,
but
> > couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
"Do
> > these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am,
> > they're dead."
> >
> > Snappy Answer #3
> > The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
> > rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop
> > said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When
> > the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
> > ticket.
> >
> > Snappy Answer #4
> > A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
> > reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead
> > of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for
> > miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
> > walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
> > "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this
> > bridge and ran out of gas."

 

We're at the sand dunes at a buddies hill climb and this Chevy guy leans out his window, tells me that my Ford is a piece of crap and could never climb the hill, gets half way, burys it. The Bronco climbs to the top, backs down half way, I look at Mr. Stuck-Chevy boy and say, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"