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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:52 PM
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IF SEX IS DIRTY AND NASTY:
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF US???






*puzzzleddd...*
 
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:59 PM
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And if its that dirty and nasty, why hasn't Mike Rowe ever done it?
 
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Old Aug 12, 2012 | 04:18 AM
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And if its that dirty and nasty, why hasn't Mike Rowe ever done it?
He has done it at least every year. The episodes are for private viewing only though
 
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Old Aug 12, 2012 | 09:42 AM
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If you have raised a child you have heard this;


WHY?


And then the answer "Because".( then after several repetitions of the question ) that becomes "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
 
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Old Aug 13, 2012 | 11:23 AM
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Why do vegetarians try to make so many of their foods taste like meat?

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Old Aug 13, 2012 | 05:07 PM
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Is there such a thing as a healthy "VEGETARIAN"?

*Even the band members of boston look old and dried up somehow...
 
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Old Aug 13, 2012 | 09:35 PM
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Stolen from the great philosopher Homer.....
Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that not even he could eat it?
 
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Old Aug 13, 2012 | 10:03 PM
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From Pinky

"If the plural for mouse is mice, and the plural for louse is lice; shouldn't the plural for spouse be spice?"
 
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Old Aug 16, 2012 | 01:14 AM
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my own:

if the singular of geese is goose, shouldn't the singular of knees be noose?
or of sneeze be snooze
or of bees be booze
or of seas be sue's
or of lease be loose
or of wheeze be whoosh
or of tease be two;s
or of keys be coo's

Also, if the plural of die is dice, should the double of die be duece?

Also if do, doing, and does are opposite of doesn' t,
shouldn't it then be will, willing, and willed for the opposite of won't (and shouldn't that be wiiln't or wiln't???)

If a woodchuck named chuck could chuck wood, how would chuck know that wood is good before chuck could chuck good wood?

coulda, woulda, shoulda, but didn't-na, doesn't-na, won't-na, equals nada, zip, zilch, finito






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Old Aug 17, 2012 | 02:19 AM
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Who figured out it would be a good idea to use Castoreum from the beavers castor sacs in foods and beverages such as a vanilla, raspberry and strawberry flavoring?
 
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Old Aug 17, 2012 | 06:55 AM
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Why is a building not called a 'built?' It's already finished.
Why do they call them apartments when they're so close together?
Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only one bra?
 
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Old Aug 21, 2012 | 08:01 PM
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Assuming that God has a plan, and everything happens for a reason.....why do churches have lightning rods?
 
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