WA may bs thread
Post Fiend
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 8,908
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From: Algona, Washington
... a Friday morning funny:
I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the technician said to the radio and the radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, "A$$ Hole!" and immediately the radio responded with...
"Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States".
Damn I love this truck....
I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the technician said to the radio and the radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, "A$$ Hole!" and immediately the radio responded with...
"Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States".
Damn I love this truck....
Oh well
Post Fiend
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 8,908
Likes: 1
From: Algona, Washington
I assume everyone is getting their fill of sunshine? I know i am.
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