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For those of you that are interested, I have the screenplay from Holy Grail. It's available all over the web and most people have already downloaded it. But if you haven't and want it, let me know.
This is (supposedly) the actual text that they used for filming. It includes all the lines that were added during filming (marked with a (+)) and all those deleted (marked with a (-)).
Just for kicks, I read through it now and then.
TheWiz427, I think the parot sketch is by far one of the funniest ones they did.
"Pinin for the fjords?!? What kind of talk is that?"
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, rundown the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
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