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Old Aug 1, 2011 | 11:20 PM
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I have learned one of our members drives a smart car or fortwo whatever you want to call it.

I was just thinking I maybe should rethink razzing DodgeCummins about his dodges. naah I just can't help it. lol
 
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Old Aug 1, 2011 | 11:29 PM
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Who the hell drives one of those lunch boxes on wheels?


I bet if you go over 70mph with that thing and stick both your arms out the window, you'll take off like an air plane!
 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 12:02 AM
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Ahaha you could park that thing in the bed of a full size truck. hell our engins weigh more than that little roller skate
 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 12:03 AM
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LOL A member from your neck of the woods. I'm not sure about you canucks. lol

Did you find you a good cab down south.
 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 12:51 AM
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Would now be a bad time to mention my electric car?
 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 08:18 AM
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For a few months my uncle was a smart car mechanic, someone had a big handle hanging off the front that said PULL TO INFLATE!
 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 12:15 PM
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LOL! thats funny. At least the owners can laugh at them (unlike many hybrid drivers).

I wouldn't mind smarts as much if it wasn't for how they are often used around here as rolling billboards with flower power or other eye gouging images splashed all over them. My truck has an uncanny tendancy to pull gently in their direction, so I guess it doesn't like them either.

Although they're still ugly as hell no matter what you cover them in! I call them popper cars.

Not enough metal in them to make them go "bang" in a collission, so all you hear are the air bags going "pop - pop!" (usually under the tires). Or if you're not careful in a parking lot, you send a few of them flying when you fling the door open....and then they land with a pop. Maybe the handle was for the airbag?
 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 12:39 PM
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My dad got in a wreck with a 1979 F-150 against a smart car.....haha i remember that, they were from British Columbia and it crushed everything, they were drunk so my dad wasnt at fault haha.
 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 01:33 PM
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No no no.....they're SUPPOSED to do that. Its a safety feature!

Yeah we have issues with DIUs up here......sometimes even with the cops themselves......
 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by 84-6.9L
For a few months my uncle was a smart car mechanic, someone had a big handle hanging off the front that said PULL TO INFLATE!
Million dollar idea of the day... A big "****" on the back of a smartcar... like an old wind up toy!! I'm thinking like 18-20" across and chrome, like this:

Originally Posted by Aune163rd
My dad got in a wreck with a 1979 F-150 against a smart car.....haha i remember that, they were from British Columbia and it crushed everything, they were drunk so my dad wasnt at fault haha.
I've wondered how they do in crash tests, crumble zones do save lives but can total a car real quick.
 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 05:23 PM
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Ahaha you could park that thing in the bed of a full size truck. hell our engins weigh more than that little roller skate
like so?:


 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 05:29 PM
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Ahaha you could park that thing in the bed of a full size truck. hell our engins weigh more than that little roller skate
Wow you just walked right into this one eh?


 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 07:06 PM
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That's great!

My friend has a '97 Geo Metro that will almost fit in the back of his '93 F250.
 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 07:50 PM
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Would now be a bad time to mention my electric car?
No! How are you doing on it?
 
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 09:50 PM
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My buddies festiva has been dubed the pregnant roller skate, and thats like a town car compared to a smart car.
 
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