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Old Mar 30, 2003 | 12:34 PM
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Hey, check it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2892799.stm


Wait until they mandate a third light be installed.

 
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Old Mar 30, 2003 | 12:36 PM
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man do they come up with some stuff
lol

but what i want to know is
can they fit an Elephant in a jail cell or give it a ticket????
 
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Old Mar 30, 2003 | 12:39 PM
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I'd hate to be the one to remove the third tail light and check the emmisions of either animal.

 
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Old Mar 30, 2003 | 12:46 PM
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lol
 
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Old Mar 30, 2003 | 01:33 PM
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I wonder what the penalty is for "Operating an Elephant while it is under the influence"?
 
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Old Mar 30, 2003 | 02:18 PM
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" Accidents do occur sometimes at night when the elephants are not clearly visible

Traffic police officer "

Ok..I know it's night time...and their skin is dark...but how can you possibly miss an elephant!!?
 
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Old Mar 30, 2003 | 02:27 PM
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Ok..I know it's night time...and their skin is dark...but how can you possibly miss an elephant!!?


(thinking)

Turn left ar the lone wandering goat?




Let's see now, if I floor this thing as soon as the light changes, I can beat that elephant to the offramp. I hate being stuck in traffic behind a elephant when driving my convertable.
 
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Old Mar 30, 2003 | 02:57 PM
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this is something important..

We need to document this thread for history purposes..
 
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Old Mar 30, 2003 | 04:27 PM
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It's no, "How often do you wash your truck?????" but it's good for a laugh, don't you think?



You need a lift kit when there is elephant dung in the road.

Charleston, SC has a law that horses have to wear diapers when on the road, (True) I wonder if the elephants would tease them.
 
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Old Mar 30, 2003 | 08:13 PM
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Originally posted by 1997RangerXLT
I'd hate to be the one to remove the third tail light and check the emmisions of either animal.

lol


Wouldn't want to work in a quick lube shop over there, either!
 
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