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Old Jun 20, 2011 | 01:49 AM
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Bad Car Names

What is the worst model name for a car you have heard? There are some bad ones out there! The idea comes from a podcast I listen to called "Car Stuff" from HowStuffWorks.com. Their podcasts are great and I recommend all of them!

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Chevy Nova: Sold great in the USA. Not so well in South America. Apparently the literal translation is the Chevy "Does not go"

Statutory Grape: In the 1970s Dodge added a purple color to the color options for the Challenger. They were origionaly going to call the color "Statutory Grape" they ended up going with "Plum Crazy."
 
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Old Jun 20, 2011 | 02:50 AM
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pontiac phoenix. burns to the ground like the mythical bird? no thanks!!
 
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Old Jun 20, 2011 | 04:50 AM
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Ford Fiesta....Sounds....mexican....

And Sunflower Yellow paint from Dodge...YUCK......
 
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Old Jun 20, 2011 | 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by SideWinder4.9l
Sounds....mexican....
That's because it is.

"Gremlin" is the first that comes to my mind..."Probe" follows closely.
 

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Old Jun 20, 2011 | 10:18 AM
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Camry?............WTH is a camry?
 
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Old Jun 20, 2011 | 10:26 AM
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Pinto, Corolla, Pacer, Matador, Volare, Fairmont, Aztek.............
 
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Old Jun 20, 2011 | 10:33 AM
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Ahhhh the Mercury Mystique (Mistake) and Topaz comes to mind...
 
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Old Jun 20, 2011 | 12:34 PM
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I was cruising down the road in a taxi in Hong Kong once when we passed a car dealership. I really can't remember the auto maker anymore. The name of the car pasted up on the front window was the "Genetic Mutation."

I'm sure that in Chinese, that car name made sense. But it sure didn't translate to English very well.
 
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Old Jun 20, 2011 | 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by SideWinder4.9l
Ahhhh the Mercury Mystique (Mistake) and Topaz comes to mind...
That shared the showroom with the Mercury Disable.
 
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Old Jun 20, 2011 | 08:02 PM
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yugo always cracked me up along with the Thing
 
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Old Jun 21, 2011 | 12:23 AM
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Ford Probe -- target market was apparently younger women (whoops)

Automotive reviewer of legend Tom McCahill had a comment on the Olds Toronado:

He said that we all know what toro means, and apparently nado has something to do with water. So, he figured that it meant "floating bull"

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Old Jun 21, 2011 | 02:58 AM
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VW GOLF.....I mean....COME ON....You can't even fit 4 ppl in one....Let along a set of clubs....

also

VW Rabbit....I was always under the impression that AGGRESSIVE sounding cars sold...Not lil bunny car...Sorry Bruce, Lizzie....
 
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Old Jun 21, 2011 | 03:37 AM
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some of the ones that made me go wtf was

Saturn "sky"

GMC "envoy"

Ford "courier"

Chrysler "sebring"

just some that come to mind.
 
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Old Jun 21, 2011 | 03:44 AM
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Ummmm yeah...Saturn Vue....Pontiac Solstice...W-T-F

Also, what was up with vans and the name star?

Aerostar, Windstar, etc.....
 
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Old Jun 21, 2011 | 03:52 AM
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freestar lol
 
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