I just got this emailed to me and I had to share it.....Once again for those that do not share my sense of humor stop reading now....for those that do please continue
Remember before you type up that "flaming" reply this is a sarcastic look at Political Correctness

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to supply homeless heroin junkies with clean needles and safe houses to inject their drugs. Last time I looked, doing drugs was illegal. And don't get me started on other left wing spending ideologies. I could fill a book!

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.

The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, Miss Black Canada, Miss Asian Canada, Miss Latin Canada, Miss anything but white Canada. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White Canada and see what happens. Jesse Jackson, Dudley Laws and every other black yahoo activist will be knocking down your door crying racism.

Speaking of racism, why it that only white people are always guilty of it??? Am I missing something here?

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in suburban areas where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics.


I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be a Canadian citizen you should have to speak English! My father and grandfather should not have died in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. English should be a requirement to enter this country. 'English as a 2nd language 101' should be taught to you in your country, not here and paid for with my tax dollars.

I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I know what the definition of 'being fleeced' means. Why do politicians thing otherwise?

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their interpretations. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack their little ***' when necessary and say "NO.


I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And Please stay home until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me f*&%king french fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can they be "African-Canadians"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-Canadian because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from Canada and nowhere else. Screw hyphenated nationality!

Our country was built on tradition just as I'm sure the country you abandoned was as well. There's a reason the Lord's Prayer was in our schools. There is a reason we sang the National Anthem in our schools. There is a reason we have the Queen as a figurehead. If you find Canada so offensive, then why did you move here??? Speaking of which, if your country of origin was so damn great, why did you come here to ruin mine?

And if you don't like my point of view, tough ****! It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it just as you are. You don't like it? MOVE!!!

 

Ah yes, Our good friend, George Carlin.

 

I didn't write that !!! Darn

 

I'll agree with that!

 

Glad I am not the only one that feels that way.

 

I have read the American version as well and enjoy it every time i do.My sediments exactly!

 

Sediments?????


So Sparky,

Reparations are OK? (just messin w/ ya)

LOL. Great job!

Skip

 

you mind reader you!

 

I agree100%.....Does that make me an awful person?

 

No, it doesn't make you a terrible person. I have a long letter from a dear friend months before he died. I'll try and find it and let it explain PC to all of you people under 100 years old.

Interested in hearing it?

 

I am. I agree too. Not with everything it says, but most of it. Good for the writer.

 

There's a lot of truth in that post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yes yes yes yes. If everyone thought like that this world would be a better place. How much different is the American version.

 

Main difference is substitute the word "America" for the word "Canada" -- it's part of a standup act the George Carlin does. Funny man -- and very incisive & poignant, too.

 

I agree with the racism and the languages. Blasted mexicans taken over down here. Good post cause all is truth.