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Old 04-19-2024, 07:19 AM
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There are days, sometimes hours, I fully swear my own occasional live-in long time girlfriend crosses that border over and back, mostly unforeseen and completely unexpected.
Do you think you are special and that your situation is unique?
 
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Old 04-19-2024, 07:50 AM
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My long term girlfriend likes to say 25% of women suffer from mental illness.
the other 75% of us like it!!!
 
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There are days, sometimes hours, I fully swear my own occasional live-in long time girlfriend crosses that border over and back, mostly unforeseen and completely unexpected.
My wife uses that line like a jump rope and divides her time about 50-50 on each side.
 
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just far enough and with the knowledge that that was not a dry fart ;-)
 
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Old 04-20-2024, 09:17 AM
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Do you think you are special and that your situation is unique?
Well from the recent replies I did think I might somewhat alone there---seems that's NOT the case!

Can't complain about her too much---she took time away from her shop so we could change oil in both of our vehicles. She's a pretty good wrench these days and loves it too!
 
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Well from the recent replies I did think I might somewhat alone there---seems that's NOT the case!

Can't complain about here too much---she took time away from her shop so we could change oil in both of our vehicles. She's pretty good wrench these days and loves it too!
There's nothing wrong with a good woman who knows her lube.
 
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