The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
The Guys says, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully muesing field and calmly answers, "Sure, why not, Their sheep?"
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One evening after the honeymoon, Bob was working on his Harley in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we're married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in the garage. You probably should consider selling your Harley and all that welding equipment; they take up so much of your time. And that gun collection and fishing gear, they just take up so much space. And you know that boat is such an ongoing expense and you hardly use it. I also think you should lose all those stupid model airplanes and your home brewing equipment. And what's the use of that vintage hot rod?"
Bob got a horrified look on his face.
She noticed and said, "Darling, what's wrong?”
He replied, "You were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
"Ex-wife!?" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”
Bob replied, "I wasn't..."
After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we're married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in the garage. You probably should consider selling your Harley and all that welding equipment; they take up so much of your time. And that gun collection and fishing gear, they just take up so much space. And you know that boat is such an ongoing expense and you hardly use it. I also think you should lose all those stupid model airplanes and your home brewing equipment. And what's the use of that vintage hot rod?"
Bob got a horrified look on his face.
She noticed and said, "Darling, what's wrong?”
He replied, "You were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
"Ex-wife!?" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”
Bob replied, "I wasn't..."
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My wife found a Moroccan cookbook with some amazing sounding dishes in it. We found a simple meal in it, complete with homemade dinner rolls.
The recipe called for fresh thyme, but that's a spice we don't use often and ours was out of date. Instead of making a special trip to the store we just used what we had.
The results were amazing. We agreed that we really like that old thyme Moroccan roll!
The recipe called for fresh thyme, but that's a spice we don't use often and ours was out of date. Instead of making a special trip to the store we just used what we had.
The results were amazing. We agreed that we really like that old thyme Moroccan roll!
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