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Jul 7, 2023 | 03:42 AM

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BIGKEN

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Jul 7, 2023 | 05:16 AM

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JWA

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Originally Posted by Gomerpyle

Most of our Generation of 60+ wasHOME SCHOOLED in many ways .

This should only be sent to the over 60 crowd because the younger ones would not believe we truly were told these "EXACT" words by our parents…

I swear this could be any number of parental comments I experienced over my youthful years-----funny as hell now!!

Jul 7, 2023 | 06:58 AM

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alloro

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I had an out-of-body experience last week.
I was beside myself.

Jul 7, 2023 | 07:02 AM

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alloro

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I was able to get rid of all my dead batteries today...free of charge.

Jul 7, 2023 | 09:07 AM

#7250

Gomerpyle

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

Jul 7, 2023 | 11:15 AM

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Papa Tiger

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Two retired Old Professors are sitting in rocking chairs on the veranda
at the assisted living complex one summer evening,
watching the sun set.

How could you expect more here!

Jul 7, 2023 | 11:19 AM

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Papa Tiger

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This woman wouldn't let me hold her baby the other day. She said, "Your too drunk!"
Sure I wasn't interested in the Kid.

Jul 7, 2023 | 11:25 AM

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Papa Tiger

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Jul 7, 2023 | 11:51 AM

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Papa Tiger

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Smiling sweetly, the Playground Supervisor
says, "Lil Johnny, when I was a child, I was told
if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and
I would stay like that."

Jul 7, 2023 | 01:27 PM

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Papa Tiger

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Grew old and Rickety. The Couple couldn't do the things of the past. You know where this is going don't you!

Yep, they got a Jacuzzi! those old cells are gaining sustility .. .....