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Old Jul 12, 2023 | 11:50 AM
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A -2 martini lunch date.
All around my Cap clings the Green Willow,
It clings there for 12 months and a day,
If you must ask me, "why its there,"
Its cause now you are far, far away!
 
Old Jul 12, 2023 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by JWA
Fair enough and without offense member Papa Tiger is at best "disruptive"---a little bit is fine but the extent to which he does so really detracts from the general nature of most any sub-forum he joins.

I don't know there's a suitable or reasonable way to encourage him to at least make an attempt to participate without being such a disruption it would be greatly appreciated by other members here.

Just IMHO anyway!
AGREED!!! Too many threads have been made up, or ruined.
 
Old Jul 12, 2023 | 04:26 PM
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Maybe we should all start to post random drivel. Find ourselves a nice random word generator and post two or three paragraphs worth about twice a day. Seems to be what he does. See how long it takes our fearless moderator to get tired of it
 
Old Jul 12, 2023 | 05:44 PM
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I can't find an "ignore" button.
Must be like the "any" key?
 
Old Jul 12, 2023 | 05:56 PM
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A thought occurred to me yesterday. A few of us were poking a little fun at a certain person yesterday. No one felt that it was excessive, including the moderator who told us to let it go, but didn't really seem terribly able to let it go himself. Maybe I should put the moderator on ignore instead of the person in question ;-)
 
Old Jul 12, 2023 | 06:10 PM
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Uh huh there the dawgs out.
 
Old Jul 12, 2023 | 06:11 PM
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Hate to break it to you, but you're not all that funny either. 3/4 of what you post is just random mindless drivel. You are neither all that or a bag of chips never mind both of them
 
Old Jul 12, 2023 | 06:16 PM
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Well ya waisted your time and ya didn't buy a ticket.
Ya know thas kind of funny!,,,, ,,,,,
 
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Old Jul 12, 2023 | 06:20 PM
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Old Jul 12, 2023 | 06:41 PM
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Shirly is in a hot air balloon, realizes she is lost, reduces altitude and spots a man below.
She yells, "Excuse me, can you help me? I don't know where I am."
Bob replies, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground."
"You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an Engineer," Shirly replies. "I am, how did you know?"
"Well, everything you have told me is probably technically correct,
but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip by your talk."
Bob says, "You must be in Management" "I am, but how did you know?"
"Well, "you don't know where you are or where you're going."
"You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air."
"You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep and
you expect people beneath you to solve your problems."
"The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met
but now, somehow, it's my ****ing fault."
 
Old Jul 12, 2023 | 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by maxpowerone
I can't find an "ignore" button.
Must be like the "any" key?
I couldn't find it on my phone, had to use laptop. You have to click on the person's name, then there's a drop down with ignore on it. It will hide WHAT he posts, but youll still see all the 100's of useless times he posts with his name on it unfortunately.
 
Old Jul 12, 2023 | 06:58 PM
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The old and wrinkled wretch walks into the Barber shop and asks for a Shave.
He tells the Barber how hard it is to shave his wrinkles old face.
The barber hands him a wooden baseball and says put it in each cheek as I shave you.
So later The old Guy says, "What would of happened if I had swallowed the ball.
The Barber says, So, just bring in back in a few days like everyone else does!"
 
Old Jul 12, 2023 | 07:02 PM
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This is what you'll still see unfortunately...
 
Old Jul 12, 2023 | 07:03 PM
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Still irritating because it's constant over excessive posting that you STILL have to deal with.
 
Old Jul 12, 2023 | 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by maxpowerone
I can't find an "ignore" button.
Must be like the "any" key?

Under the settings and options you'll find it..
 



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