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Old 03-18-2023, 09:05 AM
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Have you heard the one about the Merry Maid at the Burb Laundromat?
 
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She forgets her Sunglasses and sits on the floor by her Driers.
 
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Shirley still a teenager, brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, Shirley's mom says, “But Shirley,
he doesn’t seem to be a very nice young man.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” Shirley answers, “If he wasn’t nice guy,
would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
 
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Theory of "All Out Doors"
 
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On an International Flight from Miami to Brazil flight a restless Lil Johnny
drives most all passengers near Crazy. He's running up and down the aisle &
jumping into and out of empty1st class seats. The young & hot flight attendant
begins serving refreshments to 1st Class. So Lil Johnny, he runs smack into her,
knocking a cup of coffee out of her hand and onto the floor. So, Lil Johnny just
stands there watching her while she cleans up the mess. The Hottie young
flight Attendant glances over at Lil Johnny and says,
”Look, why don’t you just go and play outside?”
 
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Strike Three, Your OUT!
 
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