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Old May 22, 2022 | 07:25 PM
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THE PAIN IS GONE, YEA, THE PAIN IS GONE!
 
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Lil Johnny and A Guy are sitting outside the medical clinic.
Lil Johnny is sobbing, tears are pouring down his face.
The guy asked, "Why are you crying?"
Well; Lil Johnny replies, "I came here for blood tests."
The Guy asks, "So? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?"
Well; Lil Johnny replies, "No. Not that. During the blood tests they cut my finger."
Hearing this, the Guy starts crying.
Well; Lil Johnny is at a loss and asks the Guy, "Why are you crying?"
So the Guy replies, "I came for urine tests."
 
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Budweiser has a bar code that resembles the Flag. Budweiser has its **** together.
Budweiser sold out to a company in Belgium years ago. They're not patriotic, they have the flag on the can purely for marketing purposes.
 
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Yep they got their **** together ! Nothing meant patriotic, but you can always count on a Bud. Unlike most everything else !
Even with the Pandemic AW Bush has held its prices in check. Ask yourself who can I count on ?
 
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