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Old Feb 9, 2011 | 05:25 PM
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Posts that make you say "What the Hell?"

We've all seen them. Posts that just make you wonder, WTF was this guy thinking or, was this guy drinking, or did this guy pass 6th grade? I think we need a place to share them, and celebrate together that it wasn't us, this time.

I don't like to embarrass anyone if I can help it, so I suggest we remove the users name and just post the quotes. When you find one, share it here. Unless the stupid post is one of mine.

Found this one today:

I just had a macanic set up a key fob for my 06 S.D. Turn the key on the ignition to the on and off setting (with out starting the truck) back and forth at least (5) times and your doors will otomaticly lock and un-lock. When they do, imediatly press your key fob button and it will began to work. It's kind of like setting up a T.V. remote in a way. I only seen it done so please be advised I'm not a perfesional , im only trying to help.
 
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Old Feb 9, 2011 | 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by bpounds

I don't like to embarrass anyone if I can help it, so I suggest we remove the users name and just post the quotes.
Good idea

This thread has mucho potential
 
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Old Feb 9, 2011 | 07:20 PM
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Uh oh. Here we go..
 
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Old Feb 9, 2011 | 09:12 PM
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Y'all do know today was the anniversary of the first flight of the Boeing 747, as well as another commercial jet liner.

 
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Old Feb 9, 2011 | 09:49 PM
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we cut tha main feed lines none going to a injectors when we cut the main feed lines we did it about half way there cause the extra lenght needed cause of the fuel fliter bracket what we did was cut the hard with a tub cuter not dykes or tin snips sliped over the ruber tube over both ends them clamped it down with house claps

I think we've seen this one before, but it's worth seeing again.

PS...we're all going to hell.
 
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Old Feb 9, 2011 | 10:38 PM
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Great idea
I gotta go clamp my house claps
LOL
 
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Old Feb 12, 2011 | 03:27 PM
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i has 80/100 on my lasted truck... and i am pretty sure it lasted a lot more then suggested 100 hours. and i used my truck daily... idk why they would put that.
I can understand this, but barely....

Steve's right, we're all eventually gonna' go ta' hell for this thread!

They'll find it when someone does a search on some key word, like "otomaticly" or some-such.

Pop
 
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Old Feb 14, 2011 | 05:18 PM
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I can play this game.



had an 88 b2, camper cut off, 31-10.50's, 60mph on dirt road, made a 90 degree left, slipped, slided, fishtailed, was 3sptw, and didn't flip till i hit the bottom of ditch, then it popped both dside tires and laid over. luckily my dumb-*** walked away. soon as i figure it out, i'll put up pics.
 
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Old Feb 14, 2011 | 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by bryyce62
I can play this game.
I really want to see these pictures.....
 
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Old Feb 14, 2011 | 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by BradyCouchman
I really want to see these pictures.....


Me too!
 
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Old Feb 15, 2011 | 04:03 AM
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Ohhhhhhhh this could be interesting.
 
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Old Feb 18, 2011 | 04:10 AM
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ok, not sure if this qualifies. It's TECHNICALLY a listing, not a posting. lol. My appologies if this is your ad.

"2005 F.250 TURBO DISEIL
131,000 MILES
LIFTED BIG TIERS RUN GEART LIKES VERY CLEAN
THE INTERIOR IS VERY CLEAN
NEED TO SELL FOR MORE INFO, CALL OR TEXT ,,,,,,,323 ###-#### ABLON ESPAñOL FINANCIES IS AVALIBOL"<!-- START CLTAGS -->
 
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Old Feb 18, 2011 | 09:34 AM
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If that was my advert, I would never admit it.

Yeah, that qualifies.
 
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Old Feb 19, 2011 | 05:57 PM
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I lose this one after about six words:

THanks I replace two fuel filter befor was only one is good two for this fuel what they sell on gas station.
 
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Old Feb 19, 2011 | 06:17 PM
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Ha, that's a good one. I can't even figure out if it is a question, or a statement. One sentence, or three?
 
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