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bpounds 02-09-2011 06:25 PM

Posts that make you say "What the Hell?"
 
We've all seen them. Posts that just make you wonder, WTF was this guy thinking or, was this guy drinking, or did this guy pass 6th grade? I think we need a place to share them, and celebrate together that it wasn't us, this time.

I don't like to embarrass anyone if I can help it, so I suggest we remove the users name and just post the quotes. When you find one, share it here. Unless the stupid post is one of mine. :)

Found this one today:

Quote:

I just had a macanic set up a key fob for my 06 S.D. Turn the key on the ignition to the on and off setting (with out starting the truck) back and forth at least (5) times and your doors will otomaticly lock and un-lock. When they do, imediatly press your key fob button and it will began to work. It's kind of like setting up a T.V. remote in a way. I only seen it done so please be advised I'm not a perfesional , im only trying to help.

SteveBricks 02-09-2011 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bpounds (Post 9945958)

I don't like to embarrass anyone if I can help it, so I suggest we remove the users name and just post the quotes.

Good idea :-X22

This thread has mucho potential :D

william_04_x 02-09-2011 08:20 PM

Uh oh. Here we go.. :-missingt

william_04_x 02-09-2011 10:12 PM

Quote:

Y'all do know today was the anniversary of the first flight of the Boeing 747, as well as another commercial jet liner.

:-innocent

SteveBricks 02-09-2011 10:49 PM

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we cut tha main feed lines none going to a injectors when we cut the main feed lines we did it about half way there cause the extra lenght needed cause of the fuel fliter bracket what we did was cut the hard with a tub cuter not dykes or tin snips sliped over the ruber tube over both ends them clamped it down with house claps

I think we've seen this one before, but it's worth seeing again.

PS...we're all going to hell.:D

turbohunter 02-09-2011 11:38 PM

L O FREAKIN L
Great idea
I gotta go clamp my house claps
LOL

SpringerPop 02-12-2011 04:27 PM

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i has 80/100 on my lasted truck... and i am pretty sure it lasted a lot more then suggested 100 hours. and i used my truck daily... idk why they would put that.
I can understand this, but barely....

Steve's right, we're all eventually gonna' go ta' hell for this thread!

They'll find it when someone does a search on some key word, like "otomaticly" or some-such. :)

Pop

bryyce62 02-14-2011 06:18 PM

I can play this game. :-D



Quote:

had an 88 b2, camper cut off, 31-10.50's, 60mph on dirt road, made a 90 degree left, slipped, slided, fishtailed, was 3sptw, and didn't flip till i hit the bottom of ditch, then it popped both dside tires and laid over. luckily my dumb-ass walked away. soon as i figure it out, i'll put up pics.

BradyCouchman 02-14-2011 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bryyce62 (Post 9967960)
I can play this game. :-D

I really want to see these pictures.....

SteveBricks 02-14-2011 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradyCouchman (Post 9969422)
I really want to see these pictures.....

:-missingt

Me too!

Zip 02-15-2011 05:03 AM

Ohhhhhhhh this could be interesting.

helomech 02-18-2011 05:10 AM

ok, not sure if this qualifies. It's TECHNICALLY a listing, not a posting. lol. My appologies if this is your ad.

"2005 F.250 TURBO DISEIL
131,000 MILES
LIFTED BIG TIERS RUN GEART LIKES VERY CLEAN
THE INTERIOR IS VERY CLEAN
NEED TO SELL FOR MORE INFO, CALL OR TEXT ,,,,,,,323 ###-#### ABLON ESPAņOL FINANCIES IS AVALIBOL"<!-- START CLTAGS -->

bpounds 02-18-2011 10:34 AM

If that was my advert, I would never admit it.

Yeah, that qualifies.

SteveBricks 02-19-2011 06:57 PM

I lose this one after about six words:

Quote:

THanks I replace two fuel filter befor was only one is good two for this fuel what they sell on gas station.

bpounds 02-19-2011 07:17 PM

Ha, that's a good one. I can't even figure out if it is a question, or a statement. One sentence, or three?


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