She actually laughs every time I say that to her. First time was a little rough though. She just understands me and and we've been together for 19 years.....that should stand for something.....

One more...

"I swear they chased the monkeys down outta that tree, chopped their tails off an' put 'em to work here". One of the old boys at work has a saying for everything. I wished I wrote some of those down. This was the only one I could remember of the top of my head.

 

We can not solve problems using the same kind of thinking we did when we created them.

supposedly Albert Einstein said it.

 

Sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission.

 

Kind of a saying, might fit here:

I told a customer the price on a tile was $5.00 square foot.

He said "At Lowes they sell the same tile for $4.25, but they're out of stock"

I said "When I'm out of stock, I sell it for $2.75!"

You see the possibilities with this one..... : )

Ha Ha

Paul

 

I wish it tasted like BACON!!!


Ray

 

One screw up erases a whole lot of atta boys.

 

Found this on another forum;

Thank God for hybirds; ;they make more room for my polution!!!

 

Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant".....
is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

Rick

 

One of my favorites when dealing with youth:

I`ve known young and I`ve known old,
You only know young.

My apologies to the young on this forum.

Gary

 

I Heard A New From One Of The Guy's Over On Ol Skool Yesterday That I Thought I'd Share . Not Really A Phrase , But We Were Diccussing Our Lack Of " Comprehension " When It Comes Too Modern Tech / Electronics . It / The Word To Describe Those Of Us Is " Techtard " . Personally I Thought It Was Funny ............... Oops Sorry For The Cap Letters Fella's Didn't Realize The Caps Lock Was On ........:-x21