Totally O/T: Funny Idioms
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Totally O/T: Funny Idioms
It's been a while since the last funnies thread on here so I thought this one might be a good one.
I have become fascinated lately with amusing idioms. I think it all started when I heard Larry the Cable guy say something about being "madder than a midget with a yo-yo".
Let's try to maintain a PG rating so we don't get this thread totally canned.
Allow me to start:
Slicker than greased weasel snot on a doorknob.
Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger.
As nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockingchairs.
As rare as a gay tomcat.
Cold enough to freeze the ***** off a brass monkey.
Etc, etc.....
Ok, guys let's hear them..... I'm especially interested to hear from some of the more eh.....seasoned members of our brethren.
I have become fascinated lately with amusing idioms. I think it all started when I heard Larry the Cable guy say something about being "madder than a midget with a yo-yo".
Let's try to maintain a PG rating so we don't get this thread totally canned.
Allow me to start:
Slicker than greased weasel snot on a doorknob.
Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger.
As nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockingchairs.
As rare as a gay tomcat.
Cold enough to freeze the ***** off a brass monkey.
Etc, etc.....
Ok, guys let's hear them..... I'm especially interested to hear from some of the more eh.....seasoned members of our brethren.
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Thats like pis_en up a rope
Its easier to poke butter up a bob cats azz with a hot poker
He's higher than a cats azz
Scared him so bad his butt pinched a hole in his underware
So ugly scared buzzards off a gut waggon
Thats was lower than a snakes belly in a wagon track
Wow she walks like two coons fighting in a tow sack
Thats about as hard as driving a bent nail
Colder than a well diggers tool.
Your a pretty fart smeller
Its easier to poke butter up a bob cats azz with a hot poker
He's higher than a cats azz
Scared him so bad his butt pinched a hole in his underware
So ugly scared buzzards off a gut waggon
Thats was lower than a snakes belly in a wagon track
Wow she walks like two coons fighting in a tow sack
Thats about as hard as driving a bent nail
Colder than a well diggers tool.
Your a pretty fart smeller