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Well, for the past two weeks, my daily diet has consisted of 2 bananas, 2 apples, 1 1/2 cups of grapes, 1 cup of strawberries, 2 cucumbers, 1 tomato, 6 ounces of canned tuna, and plenty of water and a random Corona or two. You know you're doing it right when the dogs run out of the room....
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Well, for the past two weeks, my daily diet has consisted of 2 bananas, 2 apples, 1 1/2 cups of grapes, 1 cup of strawberries, 2 cucumbers, 1 tomato, 6 ounces of canned tuna, and plenty of water and a random Corona or two. You know you're doing it right when the dogs run out of the room....
Dang John, major protein / fiber clean out going at your place.
And in the famous words of Jimmie Buffet:
"no body knows where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blows"!
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Well, for the past two weeks, my daily diet has consisted of 2 bananas, 2 apples, 1 1/2 cups of grapes, 1 cup of strawberries, 2 cucumbers, 1 tomato, 6 ounces of canned tuna, and plenty of water and a random Corona or two. You know you're doing it right when the dogs run out of the room....
Fruit. Fruit is the root of all bloating. Meat doesn't do anything. I could eat 10-lb of braised goat with new potatos and my gut would be fine. Load up on oranges, apples, bananas, grapes, peaches.....etc., etc, however......and in the words of NASA, I would experience 'explosive outgassing'......
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From: Charlotte, NC
I guess I know where not to grocery shop......
What did you do? Stand over the fresh produce and release a flutterblat?
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Mal-Wart is fun to do stuff like that in... Me and a buddy of mine were in one some time back - he wandered off toward the beer cooler and I was in automotive - I let off a belch that, I guess, reverberated through the store - my buddy came back, knowing it was me who did that, and said "Dude, I'm glad I wasn't with you when you did that..."
Passing gas in elevators is fun too...
Passing gas in elevators is fun too...
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I was helping a friend move last month. We had finished bringing everything into his new apartment and I was in the hallway when I let go with a window rattler...Ryan started laughing from out in the living room and I said, "What?" and he replied, "You just made the cat hiss!"
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Since we're telling man stories:
2 weeks ago, I was standing in my mail case at work putting up the mail and I had to let one go. It's customary in our station to say "fire in the hole" and then let er rip. This at least give everyone fair warning.
Well, I lifted a leg and banged one out. Two breaths of air and I was done. The guys came out form their cases just a gagging wondering who in the hell did that. I rolling on the floor laughing my tail off watching these guys gag.
2 weeks ago, I was standing in my mail case at work putting up the mail and I had to let one go. It's customary in our station to say "fire in the hole" and then let er rip. This at least give everyone fair warning.
Well, I lifted a leg and banged one out. Two breaths of air and I was done. The guys came out form their cases just a gagging wondering who in the hell did that. I rolling on the floor laughing my tail off watching these guys gag.