I heard a pretty good joke...
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From: Brandon Mb
haha, here's one,
These two leprauchans walk into a convent after a hard night of drinkin. The first leprauchan asks a nun "do you have any nuns here my size?"
The nun replies "no we don't."
So he asks "well how about down the road, do they have any nuns my size?"
Again she says no.
So he asks "how about in the whole world, are there any nuns my size?
The nun answers "I don't believe so."
At this point the second leprauchan bursts out in laughter and says "See? I told ya you slept with a penguin last nite!"
Trevor
These two leprauchans walk into a convent after a hard night of drinkin. The first leprauchan asks a nun "do you have any nuns here my size?"
The nun replies "no we don't."
So he asks "well how about down the road, do they have any nuns my size?"
Again she says no.
So he asks "how about in the whole world, are there any nuns my size?
The nun answers "I don't believe so."
At this point the second leprauchan bursts out in laughter and says "See? I told ya you slept with a penguin last nite!"
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Two hunters were driving along a country road when the passenger say's: "Man I have got to go real bad. I just can't hold it any more!" So the driver say's: "Well, stick your backside out the window and let 'er rip." So, just as their heading across a bridge the poor guy roll's down the window and let's it go. One of the fishermen standing on the bridge say's to the other: "Man, what brand of tobacco was that guy chewing?" "I don't know, replied the other, but did you see the jowls on that guy?" 
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