The Wonder pill
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The Wonder pill
A guy goes to the doctor and says,Doc I am afraid I am going to end up in divorce court.You see no matter what I do I just can`t seem to excite my wife anymore,no matter what I do our nightlife is just terrible.I love her and dont want to lose her,Isn`t there something you can do to help get her in the mood?The doc replies,I think I can help you,and hands him a bottle of pills saying,just slip one into her drink at dinner and things should work out fine.Well the guy goes home and at dinner time grabs the bottle while she is out of the room and slips one into her drink and then thinks,Hmmm Whats good for the goose is good for the gander right?So he pops one into his drink.Well about an hour after dinner,they are sitting on the sofa watching tv and she looks over at him and seductivly says "I need a man".He looks back at her and says "yeah I know,Me Too" 
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Great one KT. I gotta tell that one to my buds at school. Here's a classic:
So an atheist is wandering through the woods, when he sees a bear, and starts to run. The bear chases him, and every time the atheist looks back, the bear is close and closer, until the bear finally knocks him down. The atheist cries out, “God, please help me!” Suddenly, time freezes, and God says, “All your life you have doubted my glory and power, and claimed that all I created came from billions of years of evolution, and now you want my help?” The atheist said, “Yes, please help me! Make this bear a Christian!” So God said, “Okay, so be it.” Suddenly, time starts again. The atheist looks up at the bear, and the bear kneels and bows his head, and says, “Lord, bless this food which I am about to eat. Amen.”
Ryan
So an atheist is wandering through the woods, when he sees a bear, and starts to run. The bear chases him, and every time the atheist looks back, the bear is close and closer, until the bear finally knocks him down. The atheist cries out, “God, please help me!” Suddenly, time freezes, and God says, “All your life you have doubted my glory and power, and claimed that all I created came from billions of years of evolution, and now you want my help?” The atheist said, “Yes, please help me! Make this bear a Christian!” So God said, “Okay, so be it.” Suddenly, time starts again. The atheist looks up at the bear, and the bear kneels and bows his head, and says, “Lord, bless this food which I am about to eat. Amen.”
Ryan
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