The Oath
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The Oath
1) When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the son of a gun who made you sad.
(2) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
(3) When you smile - I will smile, knowing you did something you like to do.
(4) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
(5) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
( 6) When you are confused - I will use small words.
(7) When you are sick - I will stay the hell away from you until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have!
(8) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.
Try to send this to 10 of your closest friends. Then you can get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
(2) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
(3) When you smile - I will smile, knowing you did something you like to do.
(4) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
(5) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
( 6) When you are confused - I will use small words.
(7) When you are sick - I will stay the hell away from you until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have!
(8) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.
Try to send this to 10 of your closest friends. Then you can get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Afriend will bail you out of jail.. A really good friend will be in jail with you 
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