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Oct 6, 2010 | 10:21 PM

#31

Bowtie_Schmowtie

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From: Western N.C.

I think you guys are missing two of the obvious positives here...

Plastic animals and glue are cheaper and easier than bondo or sheet metal...so every time you get a rust hole, glue another animal on it and no one will be the wiser.

And I'll bet the guy has never gotten a speeding ticket in that thing...even the hardest of the Highway Patrol wouldn't have the heart to write one. They would probably figure he has enough problems as it is...

Oct 6, 2010 | 10:55 PM

#32

American Thunder

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From: Upstate New York

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowtie_Schmowtie

And I'll bet the guy has never gotten a speeding ticket in that thing

The wind resistance created by all those things would prevent the vehicle from traveling at speeds over 20 mph!

Oct 6, 2010 | 10:55 PM

#33

91chevywt

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Has anyone ever bartered for a barrel of rum in the last 100 years?

Oct 7, 2010 | 07:58 AM

#34

merccougar93

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i bet he needs floaties and a life jacket just to eat soup, and wear a helmet whenever he goes outside

Oct 7, 2010 | 08:12 AM

#35

82airborne82

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From: fort bragg, North Carolin

immagine being that dudes neighbor! having to wake up every day and look at that horror! I also think it looks like a ton of bird s**t

Oct 7, 2010 | 09:17 AM

#36

Kalve

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From: Huntington WV

Ok problem solved there are a bunch of Tiki statues on ebay how bout somebody buy some an talk trade with this person. Then after you get this truck take it to a car wash an let it take all the crap off either that of power wash the crap out of the thing. An then take all the stuff thats on it an drop it off to them an show them a nice clean truck like it should be. Either that or somebody steal the thing an take everything off an paint it like flat black or something so they would not recognize it