freezing bread?
The only issue I have had is with the cheap store brand sliced bread. If I just want to make a sandwich and need only 2 slices, when I try to seperate the frozen slices from the loaf, they usually stick together and break. The good quality bread slices usually just pop apart for me and the rest of the loaf goes back in the freezer.
I also think I read on a food site somewhere that it's better to store bread in the freezer instead of the fridge. Any kind of refrideration, ie. fridge, freezer, airconditiong, etc. removes moisture from the air. Thats why airconditoners have condensate drains, fridges have the drip tray underneath them and your ice cubes shrink if you don't use them. So just make sure they are wrapped up nice and tight.
Bread Kills!
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. Every piece of bread you eat brings you nearer to death.
5. Bread is associated with all the major diseases of the body. For example, nearly all sick people have eaten bread. The effects are obviously cumulative:
- 99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten bread.
- 100% of all soldiers have eaten bread.
- 96.9% of all Communist sympathizers have eaten bread.
- 99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate bread within 6 months preceding the accident.
- 93.1% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where bread is served frequently.
7. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as a teaspoon of dough can be used to suffocate a lab rat. The average American eats more bread than that in one day!
8. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
9. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and being fed only water begged for bread after as little as two days.
10. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
11. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
12. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
13. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
14. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions: 1. No sale of bread to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.
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Refrigerating bread in their plastic sacks also works well. I would figure we get at least several weeks before the bread might get noticably different.
If you are lucky to have an outlet bakery near by, don't worry about buying the 3 day old loaves and sticking them in the refer for a long times. We never had much problem. Most bread has a long shelf life so the older stuff is usually just a little less tender than fresh. Even the "Bird food" specials are still usable.
Now that the uncle, who ate a loaf a day, is dead, and our kids are almost rown up we don't go thru nearly as much bread anymore. A couple loafs in the refer and one on the countertop, usually works for us for upto a month.
Jim Henderson
Another option is to buy frozen bread dough in loaves and bake as needed.
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Someone told me about thsi about a year ago and I had to look it up for myself. Interesting stuff.












