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Old Feb 9, 2003 | 08:37 PM
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ok I park at my friends house everyday to catch a ride with another friend to work.........dark when I get there, dark when I leave......

so I'm off to day (first in 2 weeks) and I find a pretty gay sticker on my truck.. a clown with a rose..........yea real funny

so I've got some printer paper with sticky on one side.......
see where I'm going with this

I'm thinking something like
1-)I brake at gay bars
2-)Its ok to be gay
3-)I support gay rights
4-)cops suck

Hes a friend so I don't want to get to bad......just enough to get him back..........any body else got a suggestion
 
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Old Feb 9, 2003 | 08:41 PM
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1 thru 3 maybe but i don't think 4 would be a good idea.
 
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Old Feb 9, 2003 | 08:46 PM
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i think number one is the best out of the four.
 
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Old Feb 9, 2003 | 08:56 PM
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Hopefully this doesn't get me in trouble but how about:

I love my sister and she's better then what Dad said she was!
 
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Old Feb 9, 2003 | 09:03 PM
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Originally posted by ultramagdan
Hopefully this doesn't get me in trouble but how about:

I love my sister and she's better then what Dad said she was!
That's a good one.
 
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Old Feb 9, 2003 | 09:17 PM
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Incorporate them all. Something like "I brake for gay cops"
 
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Old Feb 9, 2003 | 09:57 PM
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Or, Cops are gay?
I brake for gay cops?
Cops are gay clowns?

Anything with cops and gay. That's funny.
 
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Old Feb 10, 2003 | 03:49 AM
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My tight Gay Sister is a Cop that dresses like a clown!
 
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Old Feb 10, 2003 | 06:21 AM
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How about "I brake for gay clown cops in Chebby's"?

That might be a bit over the top, though. After all, he IS a friend.
 
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Old Feb 10, 2003 | 08:12 AM
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Okay, I'm naive and stupid- where does the "gay" and "cops" part come in here? Do we know who put the sticker on the truck? Give me a little more background and maybe I can help with the perfect "revenge" bumper sticker. I mean, there's the Mike Piazza sticker: "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is." Something like that, or am I way off base?
 
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Old Feb 10, 2003 | 10:33 AM
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How about "I am a gay man stuck in a straight man's body "
 

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Old Feb 10, 2003 | 06:38 PM
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You want to get him good? Go buy one of those really thin rainbow stickers, and put it along the bottom edge of the window where he can't see it in his rear view mirror. Unless he's looking real good, he won't see it for a while. Plus, you dont have to worry about pissing off cops, gays, or clowns (if you care about that at all...)
Or get a rainbow triangle sticker and put it on the front bumper next to the license plate; again, he wont notice it for a few days, and the more people that see it with him in it, the better!
BDV
 
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Old Feb 10, 2003 | 06:57 PM
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those are some good ones.........he'll never know what hit him.....
for a while anyway............thanks


yes he put it on my truck...he said his girlfreind did it ....but I know better....either way he will pay...........
 
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Old Feb 10, 2003 | 09:32 PM
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How about one that says;
"I don't even walk strait"

Chris
 
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Old Feb 10, 2003 | 09:44 PM
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