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Old Apr 14, 2010 | 03:14 PM
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Ya know yer old when......

Ya know yer old when things go soooo well ya "Happy Dance" and bust a move and bust sompthin else.
 
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Old Apr 14, 2010 | 05:33 PM
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You must be pretty happy to bust a move!
 
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Old Apr 14, 2010 | 10:07 PM
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I have no idea what to say to this, I AM SPEECHLESS!!!
 
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Old Apr 15, 2010 | 06:53 AM
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Get down wif yo bad self!!!

Your noet old when you have to have reading glasses-- or hold the paper out at the end of your arm--- or if you have to set it on the floor to pull the paper into focus---

but when you have to stand on a chair---- You might be getting there.
 
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Old Apr 15, 2010 | 06:54 AM
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Dad says you're feet are the first things to go...

they take you iunto a room and you have no idea why you are there.
 
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Old Apr 15, 2010 | 07:17 AM
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Yup, walk in a room an I git mad cause I got up an walked all thet way an didn't do what I needed to. Bob says yer rememberer is the second thing ta go. I used ed ta know what the first thing was but fergot.

Sometimes I need ta change the font size ta see what I write and others I'm fine. I have mag glasses around the house if needed. But I'm in trouble at the store if I need ta read fine print and don't have glasses.
 
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Old Apr 15, 2010 | 03:03 PM
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you know your old when you have to take 1/2 a viagra to keep from peeing on your shoes.
 
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Old Apr 15, 2010 | 08:31 PM
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Ya know you're old when you can't see your shoes, either because of the gut or because of the bad eyesight, so there is no way of know whether you need the 1/2 viagra or not.
 
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TMI!!!!
 
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You know you are old when you grow more hair in the places you don't want-- then the places you do.
 
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Old Apr 17, 2010 | 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Flip4ford
Dad says you're feet are the first things to go...

they take you into a room and you have no idea why you are there.
Good lord I have had this problem since I was 12!
 
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