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Old Jan 27, 2003 | 07:15 PM
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I got this email today:

So, you think you have the worst job in the world. Well, when you get off of work today, go to the drug store and buy a thermometer. Not just any thermometer, a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson (trademark ). Now, go home and put some comfortable clothes on. You want to be as relaxed as possible for this exercise. Now, lye down flat on your bed and get the reading material that is packaged with the thermometer. It states the following: "Every Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometer is personally tested before packaging". Aren't you glad you don't work in quality control for Johnson and Johnson. Repeat after me: I love my job.
 
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Old Jan 27, 2003 | 11:03 PM
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Dang, time to clean the monitor again, got beer everywhere. Man was that funny. I got to hand it to ya Cornbread, that just made my day.
 
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