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Since Al Sharpton has announced for president, there's a good chance that I won't be dead last in the election (for those that don't recall, I announced for president in an earlier thread).Given this, I believe that it is time to make a statement on foreign policy.
I purpose that we invade Tahiti. CIA agents report that a suspicious white liquid has been found in containers on the island. These containers (called coconuts by the natives) have been found hidden in trees about the island. Also, numerous empty metal containers labeled "BEER" (decoded as Biological Energizing Element Receptacles) have been sighted on the beaches. To further support invasion, a study by the Joint Chiefs indicates that in a war with the U.S., they won't have a prayer and any damage done can be repaired for only a few billion dollars. Following my election, I plan on a pre invasion scouting trip with a team made up of myself and a few carefully selected interns to determine the full extent of this threat.
Remember - "You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time" and THAT can get you elected. Dono
I purpose that we invade Tahiti. CIA agents report that a suspicious white liquid has been found in containers on the island. These containers (called coconuts by the natives) have been found hidden in trees about the island. Also, numerous empty metal containers labeled "BEER" (decoded as Biological Energizing Element Receptacles) have been sighted on the beaches. To further support invasion, a study by the Joint Chiefs indicates that in a war with the U.S., they won't have a prayer and any damage done can be repaired for only a few billion dollars. Following my election, I plan on a pre invasion scouting trip with a team made up of myself and a few carefully selected interns to determine the full extent of this threat.
Remember - "You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time" and THAT can get you elected. Dono
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Originally posted by carlene
Hey Dono - You have my vote.
Pick me!!! I'll go check it out with you!!!
Hey Dono - You have my vote.
Pick me!!! I'll go check it out with you!!!
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Originally posted by 1997RangerXLT
I'll vote for you, and chance I can be assigned to the consulate there Mr. President?
I'll vote for you, and chance I can be assigned to the consulate there Mr. President?
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I'll be the anti-Liberal on your advisory board ok? All I want for payment is a New F-350 club cab 4x4 with a PSD ok? My 300 is tired, she wants a rest. (you'll be making plenty of money, I'm sure Ford will donate one to you)
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