Child molester van
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When I was in high school I went on many dates in my aero; the key is to keep it clean as possible on the outside and inside and then theres nothing she can really judge you about. In fact I ALWAYS was told right away when they would sit how comfy the front chairs are. I guess they expect a stiff capt. chair or something...
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I don't think I would let a daughter date someone with a van 
I remember the 70's when custom vans were big and the bumpers stickers like "If this van is rockin', don't come knockin'" and "Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here" were everywhere.
I remember the 70's when custom vans were big and the bumpers stickers like "If this van is rockin', don't come knockin'" and "Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here" were everywhere.
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I was going to say the same...
Once I was preparing for a first date in college, replacing the lower control arms in my Granada because the lower ball joints were ready to fall apart. It required some pretty major work which I wasn't sure if I could have completed by that evening. My only other vehicle was a customized van, complete with a bed in the back. I called my date that afternoon just to get a feel for how her father would react if I showed up with the van. Even though the van would have been no more than transportation for that evening, you can guess the response. So I had to work really hard to complete the Granada, getting there about an hour late to pick her up, and the evening just went downhill from there. It was the worst date of my life (no reflection on her; mostly my fault).
As a "wagon", the Aerostar is actually quite tame compared to that customized van.
Once I was preparing for a first date in college, replacing the lower control arms in my Granada because the lower ball joints were ready to fall apart. It required some pretty major work which I wasn't sure if I could have completed by that evening. My only other vehicle was a customized van, complete with a bed in the back. I called my date that afternoon just to get a feel for how her father would react if I showed up with the van. Even though the van would have been no more than transportation for that evening, you can guess the response. So I had to work really hard to complete the Granada, getting there about an hour late to pick her up, and the evening just went downhill from there. It was the worst date of my life (no reflection on her; mostly my fault).
As a "wagon", the Aerostar is actually quite tame compared to that customized van.
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When I was in high school I went on many dates in my aero; the key is to keep it clean as possible on the outside and inside and then theres nothing she can really judge you about. In fact I ALWAYS was told right away when they would sit how comfy the front chairs are. I guess they expect a stiff capt. chair or something...
They are expectin somethin stiff 4 sure
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this guy i actually wonder about... he is (or atleast USED to be) a for hire clown... he drives around wearing a red clown nose and has a monkey puppet that he uses to constantly mouth the words to songs on the radio... super creepy.
he calls it the "never never van"
he calls it the "never never van"
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