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Funny story... and it's TRUE!!!
My X and I (when we were still happily married) went on a cruise through the western caribbean. While on the ship.. they do stupid stuff to entertain the guests while between ports. So, one day, we decided to go to the "theater" and watch them host their version of the "Honeymooners" game. So, they randomly picked 3 couples out of the audience. Couple #1 was the couple who had been married the least amount of time. They actually got married ON the ship during our trip. Couple #2 was the middle of the road couple. Couple #3 was the couple who had been married the longest. Couple #1 looked like they were all in love and newlyweds... So, life was blissful. Couple #2... Yeah... I think they got divorced after the trip... Couple #3 was the most entertaining couple EVER. The old man just had me ROLLING in my chair.
The question was a "whoopie" question...
"Whoopie hasn't been the same since..."
Couple #1 said Whoopie hadn't been the same since they did it on Dads pool table...
Couple #2 said Whoopie hadn't been the same since they did it on the balcony on the ship...
Couple #3 said Whoopie hadn't been the same since "her hysterectomy"
Needless to say... these are the MENS answers.
My X and I (when we were still happily married) went on a cruise through the western caribbean. While on the ship.. they do stupid stuff to entertain the guests while between ports. So, one day, we decided to go to the "theater" and watch them host their version of the "Honeymooners" game. So, they randomly picked 3 couples out of the audience. Couple #1 was the couple who had been married the least amount of time. They actually got married ON the ship during our trip. Couple #2 was the middle of the road couple. Couple #3 was the couple who had been married the longest. Couple #1 looked like they were all in love and newlyweds... So, life was blissful. Couple #2... Yeah... I think they got divorced after the trip... Couple #3 was the most entertaining couple EVER. The old man just had me ROLLING in my chair.
The question was a "whoopie" question...
"Whoopie hasn't been the same since..."
Couple #1 said Whoopie hadn't been the same since they did it on Dads pool table...
Couple #2 said Whoopie hadn't been the same since they did it on the balcony on the ship...
Couple #3 said Whoopie hadn't been the same since "her hysterectomy"
Needless to say... these are the MENS answers.
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