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Old May 23, 2017 | 07:12 AM
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Why would Rick need a colonoscopy when his farts blow flames?
im sorry I had to
Why is this so damn funny!!!
 
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Old May 23, 2017 | 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by 67nukeford
Why is this so damn funny!!!

Why am I pleased that Pat got a good laugh on me?

I try to keep em smilin'!
 
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Old May 24, 2017 | 05:33 AM
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Why am I fond of flaming fart jokes?
 
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Old May 24, 2017 | 06:45 AM
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Why am I fond of flaming fart jokes?
Why don't you tell us one!
 
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Old May 24, 2017 | 08:33 AM
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Why can't I think of one right now, but will wake up in the middle of the night and remember one?
 
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Old May 24, 2017 | 10:08 AM
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Why, that does us no good, Del.....LOL
 
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Old May 24, 2017 | 06:41 PM
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Why do doctors just start guessing at things?
 
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Old May 24, 2017 | 06:42 PM
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Why don't I know any flaming fart jokes?
 
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Old May 24, 2017 | 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by MichelleF-250
Why do doctors just start guessing at things?
Why do doctors just practice?
 
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Old May 25, 2017 | 04:25 AM
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Why does everyone fart?
 
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Old May 25, 2017 | 06:50 AM
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Why do you want to know, Chad??
 
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Old May 25, 2017 | 12:17 PM
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Why is it good to hold the tongue? So all that hot air can exit out elsewhere.
 
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Old May 25, 2017 | 12:38 PM
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Why does that just sound.......Odd.....LOL
 
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Old May 25, 2017 | 04:15 PM
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Why didn't I invest 100 dollars in BitCoin when it first started? I could now have well over 27,000,000 dollars in my pocket.. Ugh.. Always too little, too late.
 
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Old May 25, 2017 | 06:01 PM
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Why, is this ratio accurate? If You Bought $5 of Bitcoin 7 Years Ago, You’d Be $4.4 Million Richer
 
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