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Old Jun 5, 2015 | 07:15 AM
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Why do I love farting in elevators-- then leave it for somone else to enjoy?
 
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Old Jun 5, 2015 | 08:02 PM
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Why would anyone want to pass out from smelling their own fart waiting for the elevator door to open?
 
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Old Jun 6, 2015 | 06:47 AM
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Why is Chad allowed in elevators??LOL
 
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Old Jun 6, 2015 | 09:23 AM
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Why ......good morning Pat...how are you?
 
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Old Jun 6, 2015 | 09:39 AM
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Why, I'm working today John. How are you?
 
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Old Jun 6, 2015 | 10:40 AM
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Why is the Kansas legislature unable to pass a budget after 2 weeks into an extended session and it is 2/3 Republican and we have a Republican governor?

Why do we have a $400,000,000 deficit projection in the next year?

Why are state employees furloughed as of this coming Monday?
 
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Old Jun 6, 2015 | 11:20 AM
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Why are they furloughed but the people who caused the mess are still getting paid.
 
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Old Jun 6, 2015 | 07:02 PM
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Why are we instructed to use cold water in our drip coffee makers?
 
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Old Jun 7, 2015 | 08:15 AM
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Why did the legislature and governor decide at the last minute that all state employees are "essential" to avoid furloughs starting Monday?
 
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Old Jun 7, 2015 | 07:27 PM
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Why. What accounts for the great difference in climate between the Atlantic Coast and the Pacific Coast of the U.S.?
 
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Old Jun 8, 2015 | 06:59 PM
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Why has no one posted here today?
 
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Old Jun 9, 2015 | 07:38 AM
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Why didn't I post here yesterday??
 
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Old Jun 9, 2015 | 07:39 PM
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Why doesn't honey spoil?
 
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Old Jun 10, 2015 | 08:46 AM
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Why can't it stay summer all year??
 
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Old Jun 10, 2015 | 12:12 PM
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