Wair do you fellers rekin the the best place ta park the Trans am is,front of or back of the dubble-wide?Iknow,some figure,the front,no way,clashes w/the dogs and the satalite dish,but in my a pinion,there's nothing like the front fer them kwik, mid-mornin beer runs.Oh,yeah,I also got a ford.Steve from Bag Dad.

 

wel dogees the furst thang id do is put thather ford we upon sum cinder blok so it wont sank doun into thu dirt and rust out then drag that trans am over to the kinfolk you dont like then run befor the see you then id get me another ford to driv then id hav [ 1] to drive and [1] to look at and brag about that was still beter tha a [ G.M ] could ever be P S you might paint the trans am titty pink befor you deliver it

 

Well. To impress your neighbors. Park the Ford in front and that POS Trans Am in the back. Maybe Barry will give ya some TARP money for it.

 

I'm new here so I'm not familer with barry or TARP money, but that is a good idea to. The main thing is to preserve the fords.

 

Barry is the President of the United States of America. TARP money is a generic term for the bail out money that you and I and all our fellow citizens are giving to Barry to bail out all of the car companys. EXCEPT Ford Motor Company.

 

It all depends on how many toliet and other bathroom "art" you keep in the front yard. You have to keep that perfect fungshway and that means if you have three toliets with like dirt and flowers planted in them then you have to do the same to the POS trans just to keep your house in a good place spiritually. Now on the other had if you only have two toliets or heaven forbid none then the trans has to go around back until you pick yourself up a few. During this time if you want to put the ford out front to distract everybody driving by from your total disregard for the neighborhood it would be ok, because everybody knows it doesnt matter what they house looks like with one of these sweet little trucks parked out front.

 

Thanks WOODSMOKE now I understand and agree. I still think he should paint the trans am that pink color.

 

I alwaze keep the truck up nex to tha front door....idlin...
Last GM I had on'da rode, floors rusted clean thru,...cut the side out'a one of dem ole washing machines on the front porch and got a few more miles out'of'er...my mother-in-law works for Maytag and does some amazin bodywork..anywayz,..when the engine quit,i dragged it back-up round the side of the hill..next to the two-holer...the chickens took so fairly to it,I wound up turnin into a chicken coop, ..mother-in-law jacked it up and stole the lef-front tire for her truck,..left the jack..but it rusted/locked up and the neighbor drove the handle for it in the ground over in his horseshuu pit..groundhog dug hiself a hole undr it..an I been trying to take a shot at it ever now a'gin..most the glass is broke now.I run a line from the ant to the porch for hangin close on...( btw ..a spare washing machine on the porch make a very nice cooler to keep yer beer in,just add ice and clos da lid)...My other neighbor got a new couch and gave me the old one..fits perfect on da porch.got cable to the tv,hang;in from the ceilin fan an a alarmclock on the washing machine case I falls asleep..a porch on a double wide is a be-yoo-tee full thing...now if i can just get that lazy sleepin dog offa my couch..So my pinion would be ,..keep the Ford next to the door ....idlin...

Good to hear from ya,hope your stay'in busy and safe..a little humor from the states,..some things never change ..Ha! Ha!