Cheap Heavy Extremly Vunerable Rotten Out Lazy Excuse for Transportation

Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Tuesday

GMC - God Awful Mechanical Creation

GMC - Gonna Miss Church

 

CHEVROLET

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

GM

Great Mistake

 

funny, i thought Chevrolet and FUBAR, and SNAFU were the same acronyms!!! hehe

 

Hi all, I am a HUGE Ford fan and I also have a friend who is too. While in class a month back, we both came up with some good things against chevy, here is what we came up with:

"Buy a chevy,buy the best,drive a mile,walk the rest!"
and,
"chevy,like a rock,because that's how fast they are!"

Here is something good for you too:
My neighbor has a 77' Ford F-100 custom and two day's ago he was backing his semi up to the trailer, hooked it up, then went to drive out of the lot. The lot was full of snow and he got stuck. I was outside and he uses his Ford F-100 custom for a plow truck and he asked if I could drive it to pull his semi out. He chained it up and he put the semi in gear to help it along and I put the truck in gear (it's an automatic) hit the gas and the semi was moved from the lot. That to me is a good example of Ford power! I would like to hear a chevy fan say pulled a stuck semi out of a lot! By the way I am 14 and will get a Ford only.

 

Y'all know what P.O.S. stands for......CHEVY

 

Car Has Extensive Valve Rattleing On Long Extended Trips

 

GMC Generic Made Chevy

 

Can Hear Every Valve Rod Or Lifter Every Time

 

here's another one I found

MOPAR:

Miscellanious Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

 

MOPAR-Mostly Old Parts And Rust

 

You guys are so bad. I am one of those that love Chevy cars and love Ford trucks. I can also say that my truck has beaten alot Chevys ove the years. Oh. forgot to say what I have. its a 1949 Ford f-1 with a 1973 Ford 3/4 ton 4x4 390/435/410. But, I also own a 66 Chevy Chevelle with a stock 283. When is comes to trucks I go Ford all the way. When it comes to cars I go Chevy. But, I have to say I would love to own a Shelby Mustang. Back on subject. Me and buddies back in 91 went to Pismo Beach and they have this really steep hill. Well, there were some brand new Chevy Z71 offroads there. They would get a running start and couldnt make it up the hill. I drive up to the bottom of the hill. Put it in granny low. Punch it and I get about 8 feet of air coming over the top of it. Pretty much they stuck their tails between their legs and ran away after that. It was a hilarious experience being it was only 2 weeks after I bought the truck. Anyway I hate to see so many people bashing on Chevys they are good motors too.. On trucks its the drive train that sucks not the motors. Also when I was at Pismo. Check this out I saw a Toyota 4x4 truck with a 396 in it. It was awesome.

 

MOPAR- my old pig aint running

regards,
Ron

 

Camaro-Can't America Build A Real One
Mopar-Most Often Past At Races (by the way, Intrepid in NASCAR?? Christ, what's the world coming to?)
Z28, Z71-Well, let's just say....junk, to be nice

Ryan A.
1986 F-250 XL-HD 4x4 w/ 1996 351W Rebuilt
Holley Carb/ Intake
Edelbrock Headers
Extreme 4x4 Cam
3" of Lift
BFG AT 35"x12.5"
Warn Locking Hubs and Warn 9000 Winch
9600 GVW

 

I don't have an acronym. I just hate Chevy's! These are funny as hell. Finally I have more ammo to use against Chevy owners. Did I forget to mention that I hate Chevys.

 

Here's a couple I didn't see.

Most
Often
Passed
At
Races

Cheap
Heap
Eats
Valves
Yearly


78 Ranger 4x4 351C-4V
83 Ranger 302