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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 05:48 AM
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A man paid his neighbor to do a job he was physically unable to do. The neighbor failed to complete the job. Now they are in court. Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend’s wife pregnant after 72 Attempts - Classic Fun
 
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 08:38 AM
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A man paid his neighbor to do a job he was physically unable to do. The neighbor failed to complete the job. Now they are in court. Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend’s wife pregnant after 72 Attempts - Classic Fun
Boy people will sue for anything...

That is funny..
 
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 08:43 AM
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Try to help a guy out, and what happens.....

Ingrate
 
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 11:02 AM
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Jeez, you work hard and often to help the guy out, dont even ask to be paid and thats the thanks you get!
 
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 12:00 PM
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LOL! The best part was that the sire for hire was sterile too! His wife fessed up that her two kids were not his!
 
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 12:06 PM
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That was too funny! Honey I know that she's a beauty queen, I'm not enjoying it at all it's for the money!!!!
 
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 12:17 PM
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Lord no honey!,... its just for the money!....I hate former beauty queen blonds with big firm hooters, I feel my lunch comin up!....I just grit my teeth and do the deed!
 
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 12:27 PM
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I would love to watch the judge try to keep a straight face on this one.
My money says the neighbor is still trying.
 
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 05:59 PM
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Inquiring minds want to know, was he paid a flat rate or by the piece?
 
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 10:45 PM
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Inquiring minds want to know, was he paid a flat rate or by the piece?
Close the thread you can't top that remark!
 
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Old Apr 3, 2009 | 12:20 AM
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thats the luckiest guy,

gets paid to nail some guys wife, then gets a free pass to get out of child support (in the event of divorce)
 
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Old Apr 3, 2009 | 12:49 AM
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I thought I had heard about everything until this. What an awful job to be paid for. It had to be for the money.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2009 | 09:12 AM
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Anybody read the date of that article.

I hate to break up the fun(and the flat rate Vs piece thing was awesome) but it was an article from 4-1-09...April fools day. Tom
 
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