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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 05:26 PM
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Slam-Wow!!

This is too funny,........I always knew there was something wrong with this guy!

Shamwow Guy Busted
 
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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 05:33 PM
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He paid $1000 to bone her?

What a dumb ***.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 05:48 PM
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I agree with you Scott...there are much less expensive alternatives out there...including...but not limited to...his hand!!!
 
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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 06:09 PM
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hehehehehehehehehehe...........

Just makes me giggle. Just another lowlife with more $ than he knows what to do with.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 06:09 PM
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You're right, Ken!

I would have blown the thousand bucks on my truck...
 
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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 06:24 PM
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Like any of you hadn't beaten up a prostitute before. I smack them around all the time that I've made a sport out of it.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 06:28 PM
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Do they call you "Slapahoe"?
 
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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 08:26 PM
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Well, it looks like Billy Mays has 1 less thing to worry about now!.....Did he use a slap-chop on her and clean the mess up with sham-wows?......What a dip***t!.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 08:40 PM
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This guy annoys me but i always quote him bc the stuff he says is so friggin ridiculous its funny.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by rangerfan
Like any of you hadn't beaten up a prostitute before. I smack them around all the time that I've made a sport out of it.
Yeah, I've played Grand Theft Auto, too.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 09:18 PM
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You're right, Ken!

I would have blown the thousand bucks on my truck...
I think 'blown' is what he was 'shooting' for......
 
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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 09:19 PM
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I did notice one thing.....Over the past coupla weeks, the advertisers edited out his 'you're gonna love my nuts' quip in the 'Slap Chop' commercials.........
 
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Old Mar 30, 2009 | 06:06 AM
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He's now hawking the Tham -Wow and The Thlap-thop
 
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Old Mar 30, 2009 | 08:00 AM
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I guess he should be happy that she bit during the kiss and not when they had advanced a bit lower.

The guy just seemed weird from the giddy up. But I do dig the sham wow. bet he said sham OW!
 
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Old Mar 30, 2009 | 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by hoosierbaby64
I guess he should be happy that she bit during the kiss

He was kissing her? On the mouth? Who the hell kisses prostitutes? Atleast I don't anyway You have no idea where their mouths have been.

He should've just went ahead and choked her out.
 
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