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Preformance
I am looking for some new fozzy dice for my truck, I don't want the reg. ones, But I need to get the ones that boast your performance, they are rated at a +6hp and a gain of 3mpg.(The ones advertised in the new "Import Performace" issue.)
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You're in luck! I happen to be the sole manufacturer of these dice, although you misquoted their performance gains. Your typical application will see an average gain of 15 hp and 4-6 mpg! This week they are on sale for $69.99, not bad for such easy add-on performance wouldn't you say? Simply mail me a money order (sorry, no checks or c.o.d.s) along with your address and watch for your dice in the mail. When you get them, remember that although they may look like your average fuzzy dice you can buy at Wall-Mart for $2.99, you will in reality have the original "High Preformace Fozzy Dice", patent pending.
If your knuckles ain't bleeding you did something wrong.
'72 F-250 "Hi-Boy" 4x4, Dana 60/HD44, FE390 @ 400hp(purt near!), 4-speed, custom suspension w 4" lift, mud on black.
If your knuckles ain't bleeding you did something wrong.
'72 F-250 "Hi-Boy" 4x4, Dana 60/HD44, FE390 @ 400hp(purt near!), 4-speed, custom suspension w 4" lift, mud on black.
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Shhhhhh, if you let out my secrets others might manufacture these...we wouldn't want the market swamped with "Preformance fuzzy dice" would we? Besides which, its also the unobtainium that they are constructed with which aids in performance...
If your knuckles ain't bleeding you did something wrong.
'72 F-250 "Hi-Boy" 4x4, Dana 60/HD44, FE428 @ 400 ponies , 4-speed, custom suspension w lift, mud on black.
If your knuckles ain't bleeding you did something wrong.
'72 F-250 "Hi-Boy" 4x4, Dana 60/HD44, FE428 @ 400 ponies , 4-speed, custom suspension w lift, mud on black.
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shucks!...sorry 'bout that!
but there's still the dawggie with the waggly head for the rear!
recent tests at the JPL in Pasadena show 3 more mpg and a +15 HP boost @ 12' above sea level..of couse it all depends on da angle of the dangle
but there's still the dawggie with the waggly head for the rear!
recent tests at the JPL in Pasadena show 3 more mpg and a +15 HP boost @ 12' above sea level..of couse it all depends on da angle of the dangle
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Yea but, I heard that you have to use it in conjunction with their "Hi-Po Plastic Jesus" on the dash to net the 15hp gain 
If your knuckles ain't bleeding you did something wrong.
'72 F-250 "Hi-Boy" 4x4, Dana 60/HD44, FE428 @ 400 ponies , 4-speed, custom suspension w lift, mud on black.
If your knuckles ain't bleeding you did something wrong.
'72 F-250 "Hi-Boy" 4x4, Dana 60/HD44, FE428 @ 400 ponies , 4-speed, custom suspension w lift, mud on black.
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