last night i was on this site, and my gf say "oh my god, you're on that site again. i swear you love that g.d. truck more than you love me!!"

we've had this talk about a million times, so i decided to spice it up a bit this time, so i said, "Of course i do honey, the truck is cheaper to upgrade than you!!"

Holy Cow was she pissed off. lol

i thought it was funny, but she did not.

 

How much was the hospital bill. ROFLMAO

 

And then the fight started...

Don't worry, we have all been there. My wife said the same thing for about a year. Now she just looks and rolls her eyes. I can take that.

Weather the storm and you will be fine.

 

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....


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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'

And she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....


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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's how the fight started ...


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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at A nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many & years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....


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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and Little things
just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY! !!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....


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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first..'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And then the fight started.....



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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,

'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me
a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

 

Neal- those are priceless! I liked the OP's comment too

 

You are supposto take her out to the truck to show her why you love the truck so much.

Baby. lets check out the susspension.

 

LMAO those are good, might have to try a one or two on the wife

 

I get the same thing from my wife... she just doesn't understand! If I ever drive anywhere in my truck and leave her home her first words are, "What did you buy for the truck this time?"
Sometimes I don't buy anything for it... lol

 

nice jokes and i've shown her the suspension. lol

 

We were setting at home watching TV, my wife gets up and goes to the kitchen.

I say, "Will you bring me something to drink when you come back."

She says, "What do I look like, your maid?"

I say, " No, shes French."

and the fight starts.

 

LMAO! oh and iv had the same discusion with my g/f about the truck, but shes the one that says i love the truck more than her i of course say no and he will reply with yeah right, one time i told her yes becouse the truck dosent talk back i dont think i got any for about a week...lol

 

needless to say it a lot less talk and no action last night.

 

Wife dosen't complain anymore. She has even posted here.

 

You're a hero. and a role model.

 

The part about no action, well let me tell ya that is inevitable. It will come for sure so get used to it.

The part about a lot less talk, well enjoy it while it lasts. You might even try to get her to change your oil for ya just to aggg it on.