Soooo...
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Well, I was down yonder there pickin.. tomatoes by the pole barn when out of nowhere came this big old snow storm, well... Julie called me in and told me I had better put on some clothes... When all of a sudden what did appear, it was a Lincoln Aviator and 36 little tiny reindeer.. I hopped in the Avaitor and araised such a clatter, Julie came out to see what's the matter. I put it into gear and began to spin, just then the kids..... they jumped in. I turned the wheel to the right as far as I know, and stepped on that pedal that made it go.. I was doing Kitties in the yard, and hit the telephone pole, knocked that tire off, right there in that hole. I tried to drive away but didn't have enough ponies, because the Aviator was on its roof "Just like Tony's"
holy crap, how long did that take????
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