Soooo...
Lead Driver
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 6,461
Likes: 6
From: Abilene Kansas
Well, I was down yonder there pickin.. tomatoes by the pole barn when out of nowhere came this big old snow storm, well... Julie called me in and told me I had better put on some clothes... When all of a sudden what did appear, it was a Lincoln Aviator and 36 little tiny reindeer.. I hopped in the Avaitor and araised such a clatter, Julie came out to see what's the matter. I put it into gear and began to spin, just then the kids..... they jumped in. I turned the wheel to the right as far as I know, and stepped on that pedal that made it go.. I was doing Kitties in the yard, and hit the telephone pole, knocked that tire off, right there in that hole. I tried to drive away but didn't have enough ponies, because the Aviator was on its roof "Just like Tony's"
holy crap, how long did that take????
Lead Driver
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,998
Likes: 23
From: Wyoming
FTE Stories
Ford Trucks for Ford Truck Enthusiasts
Top 6 Best Deals Available on New Fords & Lincolns Right Now
Brett Foote
This Hennessey Takes the Expedition Tremor's Off-Roading Capability to the Next Level
Verdad Gallardo
Top 10 Fords at 2026 Carlisle Ford Nationals
Joe Kucinski
3 Best / 3 Worst Parts of Modern Ford Ownership
Brett Foote
10 Amazing Upgrades That Solve Common Ford Truck Owner Headaches
Pouria Savadkouei
Every 2026 Ford Engine Explained
Brett Foote
10 Ugly Ford Trucks That We Still Kinda Love
Joe Kucinski
10 Things Every Truck Owner NEEDS (2026 Edition)
Michael S. Palmer
Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalyptic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath
Verdad Gallardo
Lead Driver
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 6,461
Likes: 6
From: Abilene Kansas