Poop stories
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Fleet Owner
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From: Newton America :-P
Poop stories
Well we all know one of the voices in my head like 4th grade mentality poop stories. Well my new daughter has probably doubled my repatra'e of them.
How can something so small and cute have that much PSI built up?
How come she waits until you get the barely wet diaper of before realsing this foul sludge all over the new outfit, clean blanket, changing table... then drags her foot in it?
How do you keep poop from squirting up the back of the diaper, half way up her back?
My original theroy remains true... Babies leak!! weather it is from the front, top bottom or rear... they leak.
How can something so small and cute have that much PSI built up?
How come she waits until you get the barely wet diaper of before realsing this foul sludge all over the new outfit, clean blanket, changing table... then drags her foot in it?
How do you keep poop from squirting up the back of the diaper, half way up her back?
My original theroy remains true... Babies leak!! weather it is from the front, top bottom or rear... they leak.
Hotshot
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From: Manhattan Kansas
that brings back memories! Thank goodness the wife took the brunt of it.
you can't prevent it, you just gotta carry lots of spares, wherever you go.
Don't buy White Cloud diapers!!! they are the worst..
Newborns do this the worst for at least the first week, then it gets a little better.
you can't prevent it, you just gotta carry lots of spares, wherever you go.
Don't buy White Cloud diapers!!! they are the worst..
Newborns do this the worst for at least the first week, then it gets a little better.
Lead Driver
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From: Wichita, KS
Her daddy be'n an ubber tooter might have a bit ta do with it. Bet Carolyn agrees.
Wait till she goes mobile and decides ta take her own dirty diaper off!
Is the house baby proof yet? If not it will be the day after she goes mobile.
Fun times ahead.
Wait till she goes mobile and decides ta take her own dirty diaper off!
Is the house baby proof yet? If not it will be the day after she goes mobile.
Fun times ahead.
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From: Newton America :-P
Calista is sure an uber tooter... Guess i shouldn't feed her chili covered bean burritos, again---- oh wait that was me :-)
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From: Pine Level NC
Sorry guys I was a little reluctant to click on this thread.
Don't have any babies around anymore but do remember
those days.
Only thing I deal with now since leaving the RV dealer
and I could have given you all some poop stories from there
is our dog Gimly.
My wife had told me she had literally scared the poop out him once.
and she was right, I scared him and the poop did shoot out his butt.
sorry to compare kids to dogs but they are my kids.
Don't have any babies around anymore but do remember
those days.
Only thing I deal with now since leaving the RV dealer
and I could have given you all some poop stories from there
is our dog Gimly.
My wife had told me she had literally scared the poop out him once.
and she was right, I scared him and the poop did shoot out his butt.
sorry to compare kids to dogs but they are my kids.
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From: Newton America :-P
You should do research on this chapter, we have some really really good poop stories in past threads.
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Post Fiend
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From: Pine Level NC
I'm not sure if it would work in MD most are rather
young without kids except for one that has a new born
and I'll just say when I was down there last weekend
I was glad I slept in my truck in the garage.
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