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Pat is the right person for the slacker position he sits in his climate controlled green house gass admitting place of work promoting keyboard abuse while wasting electricity from his own plant clubs baby seals for fun and is talking about buying a Subaru (gay)all the while claiming not to be the true slacker he really is lets put the right slacker in charge Pat for master slacker
As usual, my opponents facts are skewed. Randy is the true slacker! How is this known?? If he wasn't a slacker, he would know that nuke plants don't put off greenhouse gases! And, since I make the electricity, I'm not wasting it! Does Randy make electricity???Nope-Therefore, he is the real waster, and that more than qualifies him as the all time slacker!
As my FTE brethren know, I'd rather pound my junk flat with a wooden hammer, than sell my trucks, and buy a Subaru...But, who has claimed that they want to sell their Super Duty....tch, tch, tch...that would be New Mexico's very own Randy. As you can see, my opponent has had to use slander tactics, for he knows, the day is near, that HE will be crowned...
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