Hello Nevada, Good evening. Hey I hit 100 posts today, what do I get, candy?

 

You get to keep on posting!

Maybe some candy, if you can find someone in here to give you some - little bit too far for me.

I can bring some in November when I'm out that way, if you really want it.

 

So you are coming to Chuck E's for my DD's birthday...

 

hey Russ, we don't comp candy...

 

OK, none of that Cadbury stuff with the Chinese melamine? in it though.

 

Ok, I did just notice that I'm asenior now, whoooweee.

 

Negative.......
"We don't comp" - Isn't that Vegas talk for "You ain't gettin' any freebies here"?
Mmmmmmmmm.....Vinyl candy.........

 

Congrats Russ. When you get to 1000 post you have to tell a joke. If you want a stripper in a cake it will have to be real good.

 

I can't tell a joke until I hit 1000? That's ok I can only remember 2 and they're probably not appropriate here.

 

At least you have time for some research.

 

Good one, Cliff

 

Hello Steve, How you doing?

 

Not bad, buddy. Another day on top.

Kinda hot today, but I can't do much about that.

 

Cool here all day now we are having thinderstorms

 

Started my research, Googled "joke" and this kept coming up;
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