So for the past 6 months, at least a few days a week, I get a hemroid on the way to work.

Ok don't freak out yet. Not THAT kind of hemroid.

Hemroid as in a girl in a 1 ton Chevy dually that continually rides my *** all the way to work. She's aggressive, terrorizes everyone on the road...you know, the type that thinks she owns the road.

Today, I got my chance. I got up behind her on the way BACK from work. After we got off the one lane road, I pulled up right next to her at the next stoplight. I casually look over, she shot me a crusty. Bring it on baby.

I smoked her, and I smoked her good. Through a nice dark cloud of soot she disappeared for a bit but through the fog she came tearing up behind me, cut off another car, and went down another road.

Truck needs a nap after that jog and I probably just dumped 1/8 tank of diesel into that run. It was worth it. Seems red knew what was up, its unusual that I run that fast or put out that much smoke. She probably has a nice little coat of soot to wipe off the side of that truck.

Granted, that dually is not a maxi, it's what sounded like a 454 (gasser).

But still (laughs wickedly) victory is mine.

She now realizes that she is not the fastest thing on earth, and that just because she drives a big vehicle, and people don't drive 60 mph in a 30, doesn't mean she can terrorize everyone else on the road.

She now knows there's another woman out there with the ***** to show her what a real truck looks like.

Taking bets on the likelihood I'll see her in a diesel in the coming months.

 

Way to go Lisa......you da Woman!!!!!

 

AMEN!!! go Lisa!

 

Love a woman with the ***** to throw the hammer when needed, and it sounds like it was really needed! No bet on a diesel upgrade for her. Anyway, I'll be she will be back out there first thing in the AM, terrorizing everyone. Prolly talking on her cell while driving like a woman posessed! Pick your battles, and you surly did, way to go.

 

Thanks, this one put a smile on my face.

 

Way to put the beotch in her place, Lisa!!

 

Atta Girl, Lisa. You made my night.

 

Way to go Lisa show them chebby's whos boss and who is the real queen bee of the road .

 

Thanks boys. I gotta admit, it was fun. No doubt she'll be back to her same ol ways tomorrow. I just had to hack away at any form of ego she may of had.

Cris, you crack me up. Your comment made me LOL.

 

Good show. That would have been a site to see.

 

I'm so proud!

 

Lisa you need a "like a rock crusher" sticker on your truck.

 

uh oh no pic Jacob

 

(stands up and starts the "slow applaud") Good job!

 

Nice kill. Now to finish her off.... Next time you pull up behind her, just stay back there. See if she has the intestinal fortitude to try to get away. My money says she pulls over and lets you by.