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Old Sep 8, 2008 | 10:35 PM
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Why I quit drinking!

Nobody mentioned I would have to stay drunk!
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
 
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Old Sep 12, 2008 | 08:35 PM
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Ahhhhh.
The truth exposed.
 
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Old Sep 12, 2008 | 08:45 PM
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I'd say that's a good reason to stay drunk.
 
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Old Sep 12, 2008 | 09:16 PM
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I did! I stayed drunk right through my second marriage and almost into my third,,,sure am glad I sobered up during the engagement! I left her standing at the tapper!
 
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Old Sep 12, 2008 | 10:24 PM
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After a 2 live in's and a first marriage I made up my mind that if I had to drink to stand them, get rid of them then have a drink to celabrate.
 
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Old Sep 12, 2008 | 10:27 PM
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Ok guys, what about us women. We have to drink to make you guys handsome.
 
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I know that woman she use Meth drug that cause ugly face and skin.
 
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Old Sep 12, 2008 | 10:32 PM
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You know,,,I guess I should be honest. The second wife,,well,,,I guess she would be like that video in reverse,,,she was drop dead gorgeous,,but she sure did know how to get ugly quick!
 
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Old Sep 13, 2008 | 12:46 AM
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Ok guys, what about us women. We have to drink to make you guys handsome.
My buddies and I have a saying, she would do after a 6 pack, but I would have to get her to drink a 24 pack!
 
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Old Sep 13, 2008 | 12:53 AM
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My girlfriend is a hottie without beer.







Why she's with a redneck like me... I dunno. I think the diesel might be part of it.
 
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Old Sep 13, 2008 | 08:45 AM
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well I don't think I could ever drink that much. that's one hard looking woman... that would be some scary to wake up to, Shock and Awe !

Sad what Meth does .
 
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Old Sep 13, 2008 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by King Triton
You know,,,I guess I should be honest. The second wife,,well,,,I guess she would be like that video in reverse,,,she was drop dead gorgeous,,but she sure did know how to get ugly quick!
Kinda makes you either take up drinking or keep only companions after that but nothing closer.
 
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Old Sep 14, 2008 | 02:42 AM
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I'm glad I don't drink these days. My vision is OK today. I stay out of most trouble, & if I get into it I at least know what I did.
Sober women look great, & act great also.
 
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Old Sep 14, 2008 | 07:12 AM
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Dont drink,stopped at age 30,bad experience in a Wendys fast food line up,had a dress on wouldnt go to the bathroom inside...yep it wasnt too pleasant.Everyone should try sober it works for me...now !!! Have a great Sunday everyone.
 
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Old Sep 14, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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You know,,,I guess I should be honest. The second wife,,well,,,I guess she would be like that video in reverse,,,she was drop dead gorgeous,,but she sure did know how to get ugly quick!
Now that's funny.
 
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